Galliano

hmm... should spell check before copy an paste from emails

is currently looking at porn with Lovemeister? no wait. is currently looking at Lovemeisters home made porn?

i like the look of it, and love the colour... methinks i need to go jack up my aunties MX5 for some bizzarre reason....

mate, i cant tell you how amazing she looks, but coulda sworn you were getting a rear lip? :/ anywho, i hope all is well with you mate, and cant wait to see you back on here and back to normal

glad you are finally getting round to this engine... whack it in asap!

Two blokes out walking their dogs meet in the street. "I could murder a pint but the pub doesn't allow dogs," moans the first bloke. "I have a solution to that," says the second man. He puts on some shades, then allows his labrador to lead him into the pub. "I'm blind and this is my guild dog," he calls over to the barman and orders a pint. Amazed, the first bloke puts on dark glasses and heads into the pub. "Oi" says the landlord "No dogs allowed". "But this is my guild dog!" explains the bloke "Yeah?" says the landlord. "Since when have they used Chihuahuas as guild dogs?" "Chihuahuas? Those sods at the blind school lied to me!"

"special Editions" he says... Bumblebee edition by chance ?

his datsun

beat me - ^ has some explaining to do!

i want, just to kill, by racing around the uk in it

we live in a small cul-de-sac, he drove straight forward in a Xantia, as we can see the main bit of our road, and also the cars from another window in the living room, i saw him drive in, then didnt take any notice, i could see the roof of this Xantia bobbing around outside the window so went to have a look and he was very tight to my paseo, little did we know he already hit the Galliano but this guy has spouted a rather large agression that i have now picked up. Ive been rather pissed off with a certain teacher at school making me re-write my essays over and over, so i had a go at him during the lesson on how i think is fair and unfair - making me wait the majority of my lunch hour so he talks to everyone else before me oh, and "passenger road rage syndrome" as i now call it.

lied to my face.

as said on team paseo, still looking good

dipshit

lol, the ting tongs are the lose! thats not my name, were not the same, we sound the same... WERE ALL THE SAME

@ Raje - and escorts - i went away for the day, only done two hundered miles round trip, and found about 50 odd fords with gaffatape repairs! but geo mate, seriously, i wanna be you, for many different reasons

has a bad condition. hes also a heavy drinker.

denies all knowledge and is now hiding something... "ok well i will be taking legal action against this" "ok bye"

Trailors.. the main point in them being? turn oposite way to reverse and steer a trailor, one dick hasnt learnt this, thus, Galliano has taken damage. lovely grase and a small dent now means the Galliano has a nice thick black line going down the face of the bumper. and guess where he hit our car... on the DRIVEWAY... OUR DRIVEWAY :@ im so fucked off with this right now, and he didnt even come and tell us he had hit it, i saw him backing onto our neighbours drive and he was close to my red one, little did i know he just hit the yellow one! :@:@ nice one, twat. luckily my neighbour, who he was visiting, had his number and is also going to contact him via Ebay to speak to him. we now have his contact details and shall be contacting him shortly to try and sort something out. but still, the fact he bounced off something bright yellow and didnt realise is so fucking annoying :@ Rant Over

thats totally insane, but not my cuppa, sorry mate respect and kudos for your effort

has/had red brake calipers

someone went joyriding in idrees' sr, with no windscreen maybe.. but ..

1. How old are you? 15 2. What is your favourite type of music? Bass, R'N'B, Some Oldies (80's-90's) 3. Do you have a particular hobby (apart from cars)? If so what is it? Drawing (cars), or making cars, the model kits 4. What do you work as? Nothing At The Mo, Looking Into Bodyshop Kinda Job Soon Though 5. If you could do any job, what would it be? Car Sales/ own my own car sales 6. Whats your favourite film of all time? Twins 7. Favourite actor & actress? Not Really Got One 8. Would you sleep with the same sex for £1 million? bollocks, i fell for that. i would sleep with any girl for £1 mil, yes 9. If you had £20,000 to spend on a car, what would you buy? A Paseo, A Starlet Glanza, A Chaser, and a Nissan Stagea Autech 10. Do you like cheese? No.

i have the optional paseo mats in the red paseo, and the yellow paseo has a set of plain black universal mats, they do the trick and make it look alot tidier

Paddy was driving home from the pub, he saw a tree in the road and swerved to avoid it, after a short distance he saw another tree, and swerved again, he did this several times and a police officer spotted it, so pulled him over. The officer asked if he was drunk, to which Paddy replied "i keep having to swerve from the trees in the road", the officer said "for fucks sake Paddy, thats your airfreshener!"