A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second d
will you be doing this as an annual thing, or just for next year? if in say 2 years time, your still doing it, i would be highly interested, even if its just for the drive to the ring and back, and not even driving the ring
lol no you cue up and pay when they get it for you cant see me puting a greasy sausage roll in my pockets... + we dont wear blazers, we have jumpers and polo shirts i miss those god damn sausage rolls
i know just what you mean... we used to get doughnuts for 30p and ooof they were gorgeous, and some descent 30cm + sausage rolls, cooked and everything, for 70p... not you gotta pay like £5 for a meal of green paper and some sugar. phah