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Hmmmm interesting idea might concider some spacers Found this on my travels to: Enkei Wheel Chart Stupid they didnt make centre caps for 15's tho Found These Though Might fit maybe? I'll have to measure the depth of the hole and how far that evil axel juts out... But they'll have to wait til after christmas anyway as money is non-existant atm
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Something To Make You Cringe :p
JAG replied to Spanner's topic in Not Work Safe - The Naughty Corner!
Apparently theres some kind of major artery in your eyebrow and if you pierce it wrong you can go blind... Good thing u managed to do it right first time -
I want her... Shes perfect! Take it you dont know these girls Luke
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I was browsing for a good 6 months for a V and i was going to wait another 6 months to get another yrs no claims on my SR. In the end when i brought the V I didnt actually have the money so i ended up borrowed about £500 from my bro to get it So i was the same tbh but after 6 months of browsing and getting fed up with my N/A serverly lacking in power i finally said f*** it and went out and got one... First one I looked at to And got it for a good price Just wait til the right one comes along mate
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Riko oiled up in speedos would be more than enough to hurry a payment Might even get more out of me haha I\'ll paypal you the money on the 23rd as soon as my moneys in Cheer for being nice enough to do that for me dude Much appriciated (Also PM me your paypal address) Cheers guys sounds good to me Lets go double dutch Bring both just encase someone forgets lol I\'ll bring all my batteries, CF cards and Tripod to
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'the cams ate your face off for a while, and then the boost sucked your spleen through your spine' That bits right tho
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Not at all mate it wasnt as laggy as u seem to think A lot less so than other big power starlets It was lush! Wish you'd kept it at least until i could have afforded it Rick
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Mate thats proper gash! Feel for u man Hope it all gets sorted n they give u loads of money your car parked on a drive or outside your house on the road?
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Rick's Nissan S15 Silvia Spec R Aero
JAG replied to StarletRick's topic in Other Motors Progress Blogs
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Responces Thats definatly a bang on point! But you dont need them to say 'Dauda Caca Chavie' to work that out from the grimey malnurished pricks etc they've got it written all over them already hahaha Quite possibly where it all origionated from They were to poor n brought kababs from the local scum hole instead of popcorn buy our rip off popcorn... One way to slowly kill them off... Extortionate prices ftw! I like that version better I know daudie or sumin like this is supposed to mean something good? Maybe the fucked up dirty pikey slurr made daudie sound like dauda? And Riko suggested caca like cack as in shit So could it mean 'Good shit chavy'? Maybe? I still prefer the above few translations @ Jason - Go find out!
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I just stuck my new RPF's on and got some cheapy ebay centrecaps just to stick on however I put the wheels on and the centre caps just pop off as the axel on the front is to long for them... So i need to get domed centrecaps so they will actually fit I looked into Enkei centrecaps and found out they dont do centrecaps to fit RPF1's in anything under 16's and mine are 15's Anyone got any idea where I can get any domed centrecaps from The fitment of the centrecap is like 62/3mm across and the axel sticks out around about 10mm maybe a little less? Any help would be much appriciated
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I sadly wont be able to get my mits on an SRL for this 1 now as asked about it in uni and I finish on the 18th and they wont let me take anything out over xmas So I'm afraid your all going to have to suffer me talking to you all night instead of being anti social and taking lots of snappies
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Yay! you better come to JAE... As I really really wana see this in the flesh and you've not turned up to the last 2 Therefore attendance at JAE 2010 is compulsary Massively epic fail if you dont + I vote revoke mod status if non attendance haha Happy for you finally getting boosted though man Its such a great feeling the first time you get on boost x
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Itz wl good Innit I drivz rund wiv um un ala tim mate Itz wl gangsta bruv! Not really Although it does make driving nicer I agree with Ryan
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Mate blitz down in the skyline
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Yeha I definatly agree their just scum N no idea why it does attract them possibly because it makes them feel good seeing people in a somewhat worse situation than they themselves are in I really think they should make the next Saw about chavs Seeing Jigsaw fuck up some pikeys would make one hell of an awesome film! I think it would destroy everything at the box office Not to far off but to complex mate Think about it this way, If your born into a family with nice loving parents, who have a good morals and have worked hard with a reasonable education and have strived to make the best of their lives as well as to provide for themselves and you. Then your set. As that would be a caring family, filled with love and happness. (Not in all cases but even in broken homes people still turn out fine because they've bin through it and overcome it as a step in life) Then you get the Pikey / Ned / Chavy / Townie type people Usually they live on a concil estate and are from a poor family more than likely to be jobless and on income support with a low education as well as no drive to change their ways and work for a living. With parents that seem to care little about them so they become ferile youths and because they cant express themselves and their disapointment with their lives they compare themselves to the rest of society who seem to be doing fine, driving nice cars living in nice houses etc they feel hard done by. Which they are to be honest I generally feel sorry for them and because of a poorly educated family they recieve no inspiration or prase when they do well in school and they dont bother with it as it seems like a waste of their time because they dont understand that money is everything And in order to earn money and make your way successully in life you need to have an education to be able to comunicate with and undertand people and have both tolerance and pacience with others. But due to the fact that these people arn't educated to a high enough level and are lacking what we see as common sence they run riot feeling hard done by taking it out on everyone and everything through aggressive behavious and violence which seems to be they only way they can get across their anger and frustration at being lower class citizens. As well as to make themselves feel better when they see others lying on the floor covered in blood or in pain by their hand as it makes them feel powerful and superior etc Which then leads them to find kindrid spirits also lost and confused in the same situation and because they are all 'hard done by' they stick together and as such stand against modern society. In my opinion the only way to make the problem go away is sterilise them. So they cant breed and bring their children up in the same way. As the saying goes 'an old dog cant learn new tricks' so after years of living their life like this there is no way for them to overcome it as its so ingrained in them. But thats just my opinion through having numerous run ins with them and being beaten up having my stuff stolen and just generally coming into contact with them And this isn't a dig at everyone who lives in a council house or has grown up with a bit of a chavy background. Just the small minority who are the dregs on society that cause others frustration and sadness Sorry if I've gone off on one agan
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All you have to do is get in the car and then get out again thats not effort at all! But car looks lush man I think you should get in you car go find some nice looking photo spot and shoot some more Go forth and photograph!
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As some of you may know I work as a 'team leader' at my local Odeon cinema part time while im at uni Recently with the release of Paranormal Activity there has been a sudden mass invasion of dirty gypo/chavy/towney/scum... Anyway yesterdays 16 hour shift proved no different to any other since the film was released One of the larger more interesting events of the day was removing a group of 6 of the above from a screen for being well noisy inconsiderate chavy wankers. For anyone who goes to an Odeon or probably any other cinema around the country the staff are supposed to check on people fucking about, warn them then kick them out which if the wankers disrupting the film are sitting in between loads of people in a busy screen or sitting right down at the front (the doors are at the back) its a royal pain in the ass to hear wether their being noisey or locate where they are with the huge surround sound system the screen has Generally this film has been a rather more roudy film than most due to 90% of the audience being large groups of 15-20year olds So anyway after numerous warnings and I myself having to waste my time watching this particular group of scum and them being made aware they were being watched they seemed to calm down and I left leaving one of my staff keeping an eye on them. After I left the screen one of the dirty gypo wankers stood up in plain sight of everyone (they were sitting at the front)and shouted at the top of her voice 'Dauda Caca Chavie!' Anyway we booted them out and once they were out of the screen they decided to kick off thankfully just as security arrived. The lads made themselves scarce leaving 2 malnurished runty looking girls and a big fat one who looked like shed just canabalised her last 5 offspring... She then decided she wanted her food and drink she'd left in the screen (stupid fat prick) To solve the problem and get the wankers to leave i pleasantly offered 'I'll go in and get it for you'. To which she replied 'I don't want you touching my stuff, tou might of gone for a piss and not washed your hands...' (She probably hadn't fucking washed in months and she was a fat fucking slob! And she was trying to tell me I was that unhigenic!) She was then laughed down by myself and the 2 security gaurd. Before eventually fucking off But it's been bugging me since yesterday and its really starting to irritate me now So my question to UKSC is: what the fuck Does 'Dauda Caca Chavie' mean...? Has anyone got any idea? (I genuinely have no idea how it would be spelt and after browsing the net for 5 minutes I gave up) Although I did find this on UrbanDictionary.com which was quite funny: Chav; Someone who thinks they are the greatest/hardest person in the world. The whole community hate themCommon phrases: 1. GET UP MA BOI! 2. Phat 3. Innit mush 4. Yeah bruv 5. Get in there ma boi! 6. Think your hard mush? 7. What you lookin' at grebo! Rough translation into modern english: 1. I am gay 2. That is good within statistical boundaries 3. Yes fellow companion 4. I agree with your aspects 5. Well done my associate! 6. I am *harder* than you becuase i have an obsurd fashion sense 7. I would prefer not to be stared at by someone who has a goal in life or a job as this reminds me how stupid I look Well done to anyone who has bothered to read all of this I just wanted to get it off my chest I suppose
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Medstone Christmas Special... (xvii), 18/12/9 + Bluewater Cruise
JAG replied to Si@Fiske's topic in Lifestyle General
I gota say I well agree with Rick Providing the people that turn up for the meets are genuine nice people we'll welcome them with open arm (literally) But to be honest since this thread started up I've been holding back on puting notes on starlets and trying to get there owners to join up (yeah i go a bit ott with this thing sometimes) I've started to think theres a lot of wankers out their (in general) and a lot of inconciderate nasty people. I feel lucky that all the people with Starlets I've met / bumped into / seen / follow / talked to and given out my number to... are nice people But a fairly knackered old starlet is pretty much pennys noadays and any pikey with a half decent job, a need for speed and enough luck not to have bent over and raped by the cops for being a prick, can get hold of one quite easily as everyone on here is probably aware. If their 1.0 clio/corsa/saxo etc gets obliterated by a starlet all they've got to do is type in GT, Glanza or Starlet on the net to be able to pick up a fairly cheap 1 the next day As Rick said Medstones always been pretty tight in terms of the same 10 or so people nearly always turn up (even if it does piss it down or they've sold their starlets) We've had people come and go over the year and a bit of having these meets, but if one of the above chavs got wind (from here or TGGT) of their being a 'Starlet meet down dockside mush' and they did come down clad in their burbery tracksuit, burning rubber and donuting around every lampost in the carpark they saw *Chatham is where chav's or at least the term and the catogorization came from* ...Medstone would be gone And ruined for all of us and future nice friendly Starlet enthusiasts like us, that decide they want to spend an evening with friends talking to someone who understands being a Starlet enthusiast As oppose to the typical chavy wanker that wants to be like Vin Diesel or Paul Walker and spends their time ragging the s*** out of a car, round a carpark in pathetic attempts to impress people, dumping everywhere, pulling handbrake turns / donuts and all the rest of that rubbish all the while being lit up like a christmas tree by some gay neons... So i see 100% where Ricks coming from and I'm with him all the way We've had cops drive through the carpark and see us all parked up talking in groups, taking photos and looking at each others cars and because these are static meets we're causing no trouble we're not questioned at all. (The trip to bluewater for some more banter, pictures and a little drive is not a new thing really as we did it last year for the fact: ITS F***ING FREEZING! In these winter months and undercover in Bluewater is much warmer ) And in all honest the drive has been a little fast paced for me as I'm a rather paranoid driver and like to stick at a nice cruising speed, due to the fact I love my car so much and I couldn't afford to have points on my lisence as I then wouldn't be able to afford to keep it... So, Drive it like you stole it, thats right, calmly and not drawing overly large amounts of attension to yourself... As far as this topic goes in MY OPINION, I don't mind who turns up to Medstone prividing their friendly enough to talk to me and everyone else, and doesn't cause a disruption which could even remotely end with us being asked to move on. Sorry for the rediculously massive essay and sorry if I'm getting all high and mighty with it but I do love setting up and having these meets, And feel free to come along to Medstone if your not a prick x @ Rick - I thought being TC far surpasses being elitist -
Mate I agree with Craigy Fix it then its finally done As theirs no point fixing it to sell it to someone else and them have no problems when you've got through alll the effort and stress of sorting it out If you break it dont fix it and if you fix it dont break it
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F*** bookings Im prety sure they dont do um neway Lets just steal there big tables and go in groups of 6 or so Or get the outside tables haha
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Check you out Been keeping that from us ehh ;) Thats gonna be lush with those on there ;)
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Hell yeah 1) rob_bower 2)cheshireglanza 3)Gary_EP91 4)CRAIG-SR 5)vpower 6)chanelle1234 7)LukeSR 8)BAZ2CRAZY+pplz 9)Russleh 10)Galliano 11)Ryan5793 12) Liam_D 13) Bluebear 14)Craig_N 15) JAG
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Medstone Christmas Special... (xvii), 18/12/9 + Bluewater Cruise
JAG replied to Si@Fiske's topic in Lifestyle General
Chatham mate, Next town along from Maidstone
