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Tsukuba Circuit Vid (jap slapstick included) Tsuchiura in Tsukuba at Night Joz

Thats whats gonna happen Shellbo You sure we can't twist your arm to go? Joz

Thats just your black SR being too stealthy Bourkey Bench must have had it in for you (literally 'screwed' you) Hope you get a new rear bumper sorted and get that jdm rimmage on! Crap about that virgin bollox, all the best with that. Joz

Welcome to the site. Starlet owner or not Joz

Love it Jay! Pure Joz

Very harsh Woody man. But good to know that no-one was injured. Like I said, hope you can restore it to its former glory. Try and get the wheel problem sorted tho, doesnt sound right. All the best. Joz

Roll Cage looks fantastic Nath. Joz

That looks spot on Jon. Nice work! Joz

Didnt realise this is a 'For Fun' thread Spam aplenty. Joz

Actually doesnt understand what my posts mean and never will Joz

Mustn't let the Centurio Clan down again! Joz

Hehe woops about the REeeeeeePost! Joz

Boobs A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions". "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In

Don't Kick the Animals!!! A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon." Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and trippe

The cat and the rooster A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said: "a wet pussy always makes a cock happy." Joz

A lady walks into a BMW dealership A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good d

This is a really minted idea by the way. The more the merrier, beats going alone or just with a few people. The craic would be huuuge! I finish college for good this summer anyway so Im a total free agent in November!! THE WOMB DAY OFF: Irregular. CAPACITY: 1000. NEAREST STATION: Shibuya station of JR Yamanote line. MUSIC STYLE: TECHNO, HOUSE, HARDHOUSE, DRUM&BASS. DRINK PRICE: Cocktails start from 500 yen. Soft Drink 500 yen - Drinks @ the womb from 500.00 JPY = 2.23212 GBP PIONEER CDJ: YES (CDJ1000MK2 X 2, CDJ1000 X 2) BEST DAY TO GO THERE: Weekends of course. Depending on the

Needs to change his location in his profile NOW! Joz

Went to see 'Hot Fuzz' but thought it was so so. Joz

It sounds like the fare will be reasonable, its just other expenses you need to be prepared for Think about it, UKSC @ Tokyo City man. Can't get any better than that. Im meant to be going this summer or early/late autumn, either way I can still meet up I aint been on vacation for 2-3 years so its long overdue so either way Im going. Don't be going alone Geo lol, take some of us enthusiasts with you. I think it will be shit hot to meet you this way lol and check out the drifting and then chill out or party hard UKSC style. I dont know about the Techno club tho lmao, dont wanna get spac

Welcome to UKSC Claire. Tasty looking and fresh looking GT you have there. Great thing is that all the major modifications will be done by you Please enjoy the site and hope to see you around. You have arrived at the right place Joz

Is curious WTF those symbols meant Joz

It is Sir Jozalot darn thee.. Can tho not readeth squire? <<<Do not scorn thee, or thou shall taste the wrath of thy Tanabes Sustecs of Power. Sir Jozalot

So you're getting a mappable ecu for your n/a Mark? Sounds awesome. Are you running anything special? Talk soon Joz

Sounds great Sir Snaps! Looking forward to the piccies, sounds like good progress to me Sir Jozalot