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Jozinobi

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  1. Evil Prank? :lol: Joz
  2. Welcome to UKSC mate! Good to see yet another Red Starlet owner on here. You would be better off with a universal backbox as most 2nd hand tte's dont last that long and new ones are extortionate. I used to own one and you always seem to want something with more grunt after having it for a while. All the best with your modding, enjoy your stay and feel free to ask whatever you like. Joz
  3. Sorry mate, don't watch terrestial tv much. I would only watch the Bush Factor!!! Joz
  4. Man it will be painful without u there!! :lol: Well Phil still is in pain!!! :P Joz
  5. :lol: I am that damn sick, that damn twisted, thats why Im so good! I was totally clean and sober when writing and drawing all of that bushaphernalia!!! Joz
  6. hehe Excellent!!! The Usual Bushspects was a good movie! Look forward to more screwed up humour soon lmao! Also looking forward to what WheelBarrows Inc has in store for UKSC, crimefighters of justice in spandex!!! Joz
  7. Your talking to the Bushwhacker here... lmao by the way I wasnt smokin nuthin last nite so imagine what I would do if I was hehe Did u check out my bushtography??? Joz
  8. LMFAO!!! Whats happenin to this forum hehe Joz
  9. I warned you Keirz!!! Too late to get worried now! Joz
  10. It would be that final bushing that will land you in hot bushwater. Like times gone past Bush Dictators went for the final attack and lost all of their bushes in that one last final bush effort. It is a waste of time giving you bushtalk. Get ready for Mortal Wombat - fighting derived from the mammal of the bush. Bushashi Joz the Bushido Slayer
  11. You have crossed the line where no bushter has ever bushed before. The magic bush has spoken. Joz McBush
  12. Thats it!!! I'm getting the Bush Patrol onto you so you can do no more harm bushing behind others backs! You should be ashamed!! Damn Busher!!!!!! Bushman Joz
  13. Bush Off!! Your too deep into it now Bushboy after all these bushings! Give up your damn Bush to the authorities down under in a big warehouse bushbag or else you'll get bushslapped!!! Bushy Joz
  14. Addin to the Game, the picture with the anchor has to have been taken in 2007!!! Joz
  15. Tankers? Joz
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    In my world anything goes. It was not that sick lol, there is much worse. pmd dude. Joz
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    A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband," she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?", asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having the baby on my own." After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black." "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in an adult movie. The lead man was black." "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair." "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?" "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes." "Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice." At this the midwife again apologizes collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the rear. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank God for that!" "What do you mean?!" says the midwife, shocked. "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that she was going to bark." Joz
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    I know where your getting these from ichiban! Amazing Joz
  19. LMA Remind me n t to visit your warehouse franchises EVER!!! I don't even want to know the name lmfao If you have no pubes to show, would you call it balding??? Joz
  20. Read the title of the thread lol. Joz
  21. --> QUOTE(Stevie B @ Jan 16 2007, 11:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>confused?Wat u confused abt Stevo? Joz
  22. 2002nd post! Oh yea? Just don't offend the Shaolin Temple ... Joz
  23. Your the smart one mr blonde!!! Don't get cocky now hehe. Joz
  24. Not good for your complexion luv. I quit all forms of smoking 2 1/4 years ago and lovin it! Each to their own! Joz
  25. Happy Birthday Man! Your pic in the tgtt calendar looks great! Have a great Day! Joz
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