SpeedFreak

I am going but I am in with another club. To be on a stand you needed to pay weeks ago. Its only £5 difference though if you pay on the gate!

Well none of them seem to know about their own country very well! It was a couple of Americans that told me otherwise lol

Thats what I was going to post to show you all what I ment! I mean WTF! Why would someone do it???

I just thought I would post some pictures up of my car as I have only posted it in the For Sale section so far! Its a 1996 Glanza V. Modifications are as follows : Livesports full body kit 15" Black Racing alloy wheels wrapped in RE01r's semi slick tyres Boost gauge (unsure of make) Rev counter (unsure of make) Drivers Bucket seat 4" exhaust Tinted rear windows Blitz turbo timer Cusco racing suspension Pioneer 6x9's Pioneer head Unit Gear knob (not a clue of make!) Thats about it for now! As you can tell I dont know some of the makes of some parts because they came already on the car from Japan and havent got names on them! Opinions welcome. Both good and bad!

Its worth the money if you really like it! I was really lucky with the price I paid for mine! But I have found, that most starlets from dealers are around the £4.5k - £5k mark. But obviously with most you get warrenty and full 12months mot. Where as from private owners you can get them alot cheaper. As said, it depends on whats on it and how much that person spent on it. Im selling mine and put it up for £4800, just because I want £4600. And people always try and knock you down.

Thats funny!

I wouldnt use one personally, I had one on mine and it didnt help at all. Normally oil catch tanks only make a big difference on high powered turbo's. But thats just my opinion. (Saying that, I think I still have my oil catch tank laying around at home some where, if I have you can have it. Just send me something to pay for the postage and its yours)

Better taste is putting it nicely! I personally think, that if you have a car it is what it is. I wouldnt ever try to make my car something its not. To be honest, making a standard Civic look like a Type R is ok. But changing your car into a different make and model altogether I dont personally like. But the time they have spent all that money, they could of gotten something so much nicer. But each to their own I suppose.

LOL. In America it isnt illegal to import any right-hand drive cars in any state. It is just all down to there testing. They have quite hard guidelines to abide by. And it costs a bomb at the same time!

Is that really true about not being able to have a right-hand drive in some places in America? Cause I have alot of friends over there, and alot of people in America have right-hand Mini's. The only reason that you wouldnt be allowed a right-hand drive car in America is if it didnt pass their safety checks from what I have been told. Strange! Back on topic...I think I probably will see this new film, although I wont be expecting to be amazed!

Yeah if you put your hand over the front, it looks like a Civic Coupe. Looks like the same shit that these MR2 owners do with putting Ferrari kits on their cars, or even still I have seen one today thats worse.....a MUSTANG kit! Why??

Yup, I have to admit I did partly come on here to sell it! But I am taking part in topics also! lol

Theres some to keep you entertained for now, Il post some more up tomorrow!

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER > > You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... > > Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the > meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's > roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a > relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. > Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she > started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than > met the eye. > > Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must > be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.' > About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your > mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver > gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' > > Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be > sure. > So he sat down and wrote: > ___________________________________________________________ > Dear Mom, > > I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm > not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact > remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. > Love, Brian > ___________________________________________________________ > > Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that > read: > ___________________________________________________________ > > Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not > saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains > that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the > gravy ladle by now. > Love, Mom > > LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER ************

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut & stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' To which she replied, 'There certainly is!' My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL

Share this with a friend. I just did. A BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said '2-4 years!' April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope. July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911 ...... 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine... A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. 'Now,' said the professor, as the laughter subsided,'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things; your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions; things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.' The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else; the small stuff. 'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'There is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.' 'Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. Do one more run down the ski slope. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the broken shelf. Take care of the golf balls first; the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.' One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine represented. The professor smiled. 'I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of glasses of wine with a friend.'

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers a question time. One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is. 'Kenneth,' the boy replies. 'And what is your question, Kenneth?' 'I have three questions: 'First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President? 'Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? 'Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?' Just then the bell! rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume, Hillary says, 'Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?' A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. 'Larry.' 'And what is your question, Larry?' 'I have five questions: 'First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as President? 'Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? 'Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? 'Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? 'Fifth - Where's Kenneth?'

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday >> evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweller >> he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. >> >> The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring >> and showed it to them. The old man said, "I don't think you >> understand, I want something very special." >> >> At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought >> another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the >> jeweller said. >> >> The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. >> The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." >> >> The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, >> by cheque. "I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll >> write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and >> I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon." he said. >> >> Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man. >> "There's no money in that account." >> >> "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I've just had?"

In a recent survey 100 people were asked: â??Are there too many foreigners in Britain ?â? The results are as follows: 20%: Yes 10%: NO 70%: معهد الأمن العالمي بواشنطن.

Don't scroll down til you read the question carefully! There is a very very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals standing around it: King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan, and a Monkey. They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get to the top of the tree and retrieve the banana. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your IQ. Answer within 10 seconds. Scroll down to see the answer analysis. If your answer is Orangutan = dull Ape = foolish Monkey = idiot King Kong = stupid Why? A coconut tree doesn't have bananas. It's obvious you're stressed. Can't help but wonder how many of you got this

Gentle thoughts for today... Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. He who hesitates is probably right. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.' If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs?' Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's worse when you forget to pull it down. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. Change is what happens when the pain of holding on becomes greater than the fear of letting go.

Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass

Menopause Jewellery My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f ***ing red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. THE DUMB SH * T