LukeSR

Well i never speak to people in that way so why should i talk to them like it just because there police? They think they are bigger and better than everyone else it really pee's me off No way am i arse licking police, they don't even deserve it!!

They so wanted the starlet Thats so true, they think just because im quiet young im a boy racer who is down the local drag strip in asda I literally wouldn't shut up about it when we left lol, i think the misses was tired of it. It was just the way she spoke to me that winded me up.

Hahaa i was only kidding mate

Works for me mate. Try using a proxy - google drpruxy

Seriously, they really have nothing better do to have they? I was at the girlfriends house and as they have no drive i have to park on the kerb which is one of these which is ridiculous high. So me and the girlfriend get in the car, i start it up and then put it into reverse. Then a car pulls up behind me, and im thinking "oh they will just go round because of a car coming the other way", no they just sat there and didn't f***ing move!! It was dark so i couldn't see what car it was, they then dimmed their headlights to sidelights and i could see it had "police" on the bonnet. I kept moving back slightly to the car so they knew i wanted to get out and they were blocking me.. Oh no they just sat there didn't they. I dare not drop the kerb because of how high it was. So i wind the window down and reverse a bit closer.. Someone decides to get out and come to the window. Heres the conversation that went on: Police WOMEN (typical eh!) - Erm, have you got a problem mate? Me - Erm yeah your blocking me obviously.. Police - Why, where are you going (in a sarcastic voice) Me - well, it obvious that i want to go out somewhere isn't it.. Police - Well whats blocking you from going forward? Me - This drop kerb im on (me thinking for f*** sake just move !!!) Police (in the most sarcastic voice in the world) - Well looks like you will have to go slowly down it then wont you.. She walks off and im just so annoyed !! I felt like shouting "you haven't got anything f***ing better to do have you" but the girlfriend told me not to lol.. So yeah that annoyed me for the rest of the journey to the indian takeaway But seriously, why park there right behind me when you can see my reverse lights!!!! Arggg fucking stupid police P.S Sorry for the essay

Didn't notice anyone posted in here I will get them done sometime today guys.

Look at them pugs copying the SR stickers

Some updates, got the K&N air filter on, sounds much more aggressive and loves the high revs (though drinks up the petrol ) and painted brakes and drums black because they were rusty as hell. Found a slight problem though, the CV joint may be split on the passengers side not sure Also found a nice screw in the drivers side wheel so thats in repair and picking it up tomorrow morning. Pictures, probably tomorrow

Smoothed filler cap looks awesome mate That last picture is so cute

Great pics, why can't you all live near me

Welcome to the club but please stop using that huge bold text..

RIP Hope Harry has a quick and successful recovery!

Lmao, i have to admit took me 2 times to get it :harhar:

Sorry but what the fuck is that thing on the bonnet?!

Erm, please be ashamed of yourself. Please, when you go to bed tonight, think about how stupid you were to do that to a corsa.

Its the old shape mate, not the new one :harhar:

Like yourself Rick? :harhar:

Who would actually drive that thing around? If i had to drive it, i would have a paper bag over my head!!

What an earth is that!!!

You said 11 seconds to 100kph? That 62 mph yes? Im sure my SR would do 0-62 that quick :S

Better of buying one with more holes in it as i cant see any lol

Sure thats kph??

Liking the Glanza front mate And lol 14?! He looks about 18