Sparky

Good stuff we havent had an update for a while

A builder on the 3rd floor forgot to bring his saw up with him, so he shouts down to his co-worker who cant hear him. So he does sign language, He points to his eye (I) Then his knee (NEED) and moves his hand back and fore in a saw motion His co-worker nods and pulls his trousers down and starts to wank. The furious builder climbs down the ladder and says what the hell you doing? I need a saw!!! The co-worker says yes I know I was saying I'm coming

Good Good

A nun gets on a bus that is empty except the driver, she says, "im going to die soon but I want to have sex before I do but I must remain a virgin so it must be anal and I must not commit adultery so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?" "Yes" says the driver and fulfil's her wish. Then feeling guilty he says, "I'm sorry, I lied. I'm married and have three kids". "Thats OK says the nun I lied too. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party!!!! "

where hes in bed with that girl and everyone is one watching on webcam and he shoots his loads twice when she touches him Oh nevermind ;) ;)

American Pie springs to mind

;) And thats including foreplay I heard ;)

2 minutes later en it

Bugger off then ;)

Better than paying £110 for a cracked one with no brake light ;) Brake light is best part of £50=

Looked like an awsome meet fairplay!!! Lots of minted Starlets of all kinds Did Miracle sell his brief in the end?? Black SR reminds me of Bourkeys but with the speedlines back on ;)

LMAO @ Blue Bear P.S Told you I'd be back on when I get in

Awsome.... looking forwardto seeing them in there I expect you will be the first in the UK with it

Ripped to pieces?!??!? Just look at most the Glanza's etc on here and they are similarly styled to yours Shows you have taste my friend

Should just got a CF one for under £200 delievered with brake light

Looks good, thats the anti-lift kit yea or just front roll bar bushes?

;) funny thread!!! I hear ya TinTin lad Im on here now waiting for my lecture in Uni and I will most deffo be on here when I get home....sad I know My post count shows for it really ;)

Amen

Both cars looking cool I like the way they look so similar but yet so different

That is nice but only has the optional lip kit and aftermarket spoiler...maybe its a Livesports

Awsome where did you source the 07 interior from?!?!?!

Pheeeww

Not good....does it go all the way through the spoiler?? Who did you get it off...never realised you had metalflake

good stuff"!! Cant wait for this UBBEERRR update

Here we go... Storm do them mate Look in Demon Tweeks