A nun gets on a bus that is empty except the driver, she says, "im going to die soon but I want to have sex before I do but I must remain a virgin so it must be anal and I must not commit adultery so the man must be single, can you fulfil my wish?" "Yes" says the driver and fulfil's her wish. Then feeling guilty he says, "I'm sorry, I lied. I'm married and have three kids". "Thats OK says the nun I lied too. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party!!!! "