Galliano Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 been browsing for some short jokes.. yet found a long one, i like it though One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Letâ??s get a pair for each outfit.'We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is allDear, let's go to the cashier.'I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Newbe Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Haha very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
5T4R7ET N/A Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 u joka that was very very good. getting a taste of her own medicine. you'VE always got yur second lover to count on.your right hand Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted July 29, 2008 Author Share Posted July 29, 2008 haha ^^, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SiCaln Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 old but stil a classic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 the love miester is gals second love thank you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starletraje Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 the lovemeister has many second loves. not just one. there is not third... just seconds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 having said that Raje, so do i, the majority of them are girls Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spoonz Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 looooooooool Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Yea heard it before but sooo true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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