Galliano Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'****'Hi honey.****This is Daddy.****Is Mommy near the phone?'****'No, Daddy.****She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'****After a brief pause,****Daddy says,****'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'****'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,****Right now.'** Brief Pause.**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.****Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs****And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy****That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'****'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'****A few minutes later****The little girl comes back to the phone.****'I did it, Daddy.'****'And what happened, honey?' **'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.****Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser****And now she isn't moving at all!'****'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'****'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.****He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window****And into the swimming pool.****But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water****Last week to clean it.****He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'*******Long Pause**********Longer Pause**********Even Longer Pause*******Then Daddy says,****'Swimming pool? ...........****Is this 486-5731?'***No, I think you have the wrong number.......* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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