Blind Man And His Dog...

[Galliano]

Two blokes out walking their dogs meet in the street. "I could murder a pint but the pub doesn't allow dogs," moans the first bloke. "I have a solution to that," says the second man. He puts on some shades, then allows his labrador to lead him into the pub. "I'm blind and this is my guild dog," he calls over to the barman and orders a pint. Amazed, the first bloke puts on dark glasses and heads into the pub. "Oi" says the landlord "No dogs allowed". "But this is my guild dog!" explains the bloke "Yeah?" says the landlord. "Since when have they used Chihuahuas as guild dogs?" "Chihuahuas? Those sods at the blind school lied to me!"

[ste91]

lol not heard that one before

But for fuck sake, guild =/= guide. Bad spelling annoys me.

[Galliano]

hmm... should spell check before copy an paste from emails

[Idrees]

Am I the only one who doesn't find that funny?

[TaBz]

na its me to lol

[montanajr]

Wtf...thats one of the crappest jokes Ive ever heard! lol

[ste91]

Wtf...thats one of the crappest jokes Ive ever heard! lol

this post was funnier than the joke lol

[Sparky]

I didnt post until I seen someone else say the same

You text me some crackers earlier Sam

[Galliano]

i text the ones that can be found disgraceful by some on this forum, hense sending them to the Sparkapuss

[Sparky]

I find nothing disgraceful

[Galliano]

lol, i know YOU dont, but some people do, so... yeah.

[montanajr]

Post them up, fuck if people get offended! Anything would be better than this one! lol