Galliano Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Two blokes out walking their dogs meet in the street. "I could murder a pint but the pub doesn't allow dogs," moans the first bloke. "I have a solution to that," says the second man. He puts on some shades, then allows his labrador to lead him into the pub. "I'm blind and this is my guild dog," he calls over to the barman and orders a pint. Amazed, the first bloke puts on dark glasses and heads into the pub. "Oi" says the landlord "No dogs allowed". "But this is my guild dog!" explains the bloke "Yeah?" says the landlord. "Since when have they used Chihuahuas as guild dogs?" "Chihuahuas? Those sods at the blind school lied to me!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 lol not heard that one beforeBut for fuck sake, guild =/= guide. Bad spelling annoys me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted October 4, 2008 Author Share Posted October 4, 2008 hmm... should spell check before copy an paste from emails Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Idrees Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Am I the only one who doesn't find that funny? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TaBz Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 na its me to lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
montanajr Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Wtf...thats one of the crappest jokes Ive ever heard! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Wtf...thats one of the crappest jokes Ive ever heard! lolthis post was funnier than the joke lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I didnt post until I seen someone else say the same You text me some crackers earlier Sam Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 i text the ones that can be found disgraceful by some on this forum, hense sending them to the Sparkapuss Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I find nothing disgraceful Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted October 5, 2008 Author Share Posted October 5, 2008 lol, i know YOU dont, but some people do, so... yeah. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
montanajr Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Post them up, fuck if people get offended! Anything would be better than this one! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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