SpeedFreak Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:'Emma come first.Den I come.Den two asses come together.I come once-a-more!Two asses, they come together again.I come again and pee twice.Then I come one lasta time.' The lady can't take this any more,'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retortedindignantly.'In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.''Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'£5.00 says you're gonna read this again! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
joe-ep91 Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 HAHA Geni-ass ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Just sent you a fiver via paypal ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 i didnt read it twice, i peeda twice though ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SiCaln Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 lol thats funny stuff and yea i owe u a fiver! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
addz Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 Fking quality ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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