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been seeing a bird for a few months and plucked up the courage to ask her out, so thats just been a month n a bit now........and she just dumped me today out of the blue as im "too nice"

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T

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do you want me to be horrible??

so the question is uksc'ers do i tomorrow night:

A- stay in a and sob

B-go out and get laided by some complete mammal

C-shag her friend to piss her off

thought welcome

:)

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Posted

lol ive had that your too nice coment way in the past, ul live and learn :)

ps

D - roll up a wet news paper, get wads of shampoo.fairy liqud and have fun wi that, failing that you could always shag inbetween the mattress and the bed :p

Posted

1) DEFFO NOT A ure not a woman (agreed men do cry etc) but...8weeks? foook that right off to outter space..

2) B, define mammal?

3) C....go for it show her ure not a "nice" boy after all..... :)

Posted

haha il pass on that enzo :)

my gawd they confuse the living day lights out of me, now she is speaking to me like we are best mate.................. :p

asad, this is a mammal

Posted

fark :D ;) ;) :):p:p

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think i was sick in my mouth a little bit yuk

and are there loads of "mamal" like invernesians up there?????

Posted

have a wank through her letterbox.

but seriously, that mammal thing is hilarious, surely it's a load of lads dressed up messing around?

Posted
have a wank through her letterbox.

not cool lol what would that prove apart from getting him arrested and possebly put on the sex offenders list :)

Posted

oh what, quite a few but at least your guaranteed something on a saturday hahah!

she has a worse receeding hair line than me

Posted
not cool lol what would that prove apart from getting him arrested and possebly put on the sex offenders list :)

lol

was a joke obviously

bein serious now though, surely those pictures above are not real?

Posted

They are head fucks man.

But its true, the bad guys always win and the good guys lose.

Its the same the other way round, if a woman is too obedient or clingy you get pissed off, so I really dont know tbh...

I think you need to find a happy medium with women. You could turn into an animal, and they may not like it lmao.

Im so skeptical about women lol they could do a runner on you, nothing is permanent or forever.

Take it on the chin and find someone worthy of you mate, not easy but not impossible.

If they can't take you, for you, chuck em out the damn door before they are entitled to half of everything you own...

NEXT!

Peace

Joz

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Im up for all the good guy stuff but fuck her friends then her mum! :p

best idea yet

The truths are coming out lads lol.

Lots of MILF HUNTERs on here blink.gif unsure.gif

But seriously Option C - You might really like her??

Joz

milfs are best mate

it's just one of those things you know, even if you haven't done it :)

Posted

aaaaaahhhhhhhhh speaking to her on msn (msn on friday night arent i cool) and im giving her so much cheek and being a complete dick but she seems to be loving it :)

Posted

same things happen to me two weeks ago,but fuck her ,i'm much better without her....just to piss her off will try her friend soon...thanks for your advise..

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