Kennedy Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. Hewent to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said,'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupiedfor so many weeks, except the Voodoo Penis!' The husband said 'The what?' The man repeated 'The Voodoo Penis.' The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, 'Voodoo Penis, door!' Thepenis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started poundingthe keyhole. 'Voodoo Penis, return to box!' and the penis stopped andreturned to the box. The husband immediately bought it. He took ithome to his wife, and after the husband had been gone a few days, thewife remembered the Voodoo Penis. She undressed, opened the box and said 'Voodoo Penis, my crotch.' Thepenis shot to her crotch. It was absolutely incredible. After threemind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'dhad enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband had neglected to tell her how to send it back to its box! So she put her clothes on, got in her car and started for the hospital. Onthe way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over theroad. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gaspingand twitching, the woman said 'I haven't had anything to drink,officer. You see, I've got a Voodoo Penis stuck in my crotch and itwon't stop screwing me.' The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, 'Yeah right... Voodoo Penis, my ass!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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LukeSR Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Lol that is great. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gtmuzz Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 Epic man!! :) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Curtis Posted August 12, 2009 Share Posted August 12, 2009 lol if only that was true Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 legend haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonny-boi32 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 ha ha, bet that brought a tear to his eye!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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