Galliano Posted May 24, 2009 Posted May 24, 2009 No Offence Intended If You Are From Liverpool.The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterdayThe announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's work for dole scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent bold move by Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving an advantage over every other team.However Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Alonso's bird in the shower. Quote
cheezeitthedog Posted May 31, 2009 Posted May 31, 2009 Lol love it! Heard this a while back but doesnt get old! Quote
Steve GT Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 haha funny as heared that before but still a classic lol Quote
LukeSR Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Lmao!Some good grave diggin' badass but worth it Quote
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