vineygt Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 im not too fussed about it really, yeah his music was good and everything but i dont get why people are crying n shit about it, i guess he just never touched me as a child Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 ^^ Aparently they are going to melt him down into lego blocks so kids can play with him for a change. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chanelle1234 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I am saddened by this news by i have to tell everyone this joke i just herd.Michael Jacson has died aged 50, in the spirit of recycling, he will be melted down into plastic cups, so that kids can get their lips around his rim.chanelle x Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chanelle1234 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Last one i promise.Apparently the reports of him suffering a cardiac arrest are incorrect. He was found in the children's ward having a stroke.chanelle x Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I had the same one but with him having a stroke outside of a school Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aaron Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 an inquest into micheal jacksons death has been realesed,he never died of a heart attack,it was by food poisoning from 7 year old nuts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aaron Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 micheal jackson wants his ahes made into an etcher sketch so kids can still play with his knob!!ok ill stop now nt nice!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I think its pretty sick the cheek of some folk... the guys just died and theres the geeks running about saying these jokes.. hell i cant wait till you guys die.. then im goin to rip the complete arse out all of you.... doesnt matter if your black or white.. teeeeheeeeee Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chanelle1234 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 an inquest into micheal jacksons death has been realesed,he never died of a heart attack,it was by food poisoning from 7 year old nutshaha good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cleanshavenllama Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael jackson was due to perform many shows in London but cancelled.....his heart just wasn't in it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheezeitthedog Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jacksons family have requested that he be cremated however due to California State Law as he is made from 70% plastic he must be recycled Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cheezeitthedog Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jackson is to be melted down and made into shopping bags so that he stays white, plastic and dangerous for children to play with Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 hell i cant wait till you guys dieThanks 'love' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aaron Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 ok 1 more lol, whats the difference between micheal jackson and alex ferguson??alex ferguson will be playing giggs this summer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WallaceGlanza Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 When Farah Fawcett reached the gates of heaven God said he would grant her one wish, she wished that her children would be safe and live happy lifes.... so God killed Michael Jackson. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chanelle1234 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 ^^^ gotta love this dude lolchanelle x Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 got this one in.."just when madeline mcann thought it was safe in heaven micheal jackson turns up" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Idrees Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Naughty boys! But fucking LOL! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spoonz Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 ^^^^thats so bad but so fukkin funny lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Russleh Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 i thought i had a good one but twas already said . some of these are funny. still sad but a jokes a joke so Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 NEWSFLASHGary glitter has been rumoured to have put a world record multi-million bid in for michael jackson's computer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 It's bad, it's bad, it's really really bad! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 RSPCA Appeal: Wanted - Good home for Chimpanzee. Answers to the name of 'Bubbles'. Likes bananas and being jerked off by with a white glove. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vineygt Posted June 27, 2009 Author Share Posted June 27, 2009 michael jackons girlfriend is said to be in extreme distress after hearing the news of his death, its been a bad few years for her, first her parents leave her in portugal now this... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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