Galliano Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RobSR Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Repost matey ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Georgie Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 lol more more Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted November 4, 2009 Author Share Posted November 4, 2009 I knew I read it before, but couldn't twig on to where I read it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wssoR Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
addz Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Repost, bud still a good-un Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Didn't i post this? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
joe-ep91 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 haha duh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 was gna say luke posted this up a while ago along with that one about his cheating girlfriend haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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