LukeSR Posted December 6, 2009 Posted December 6, 2009 Guy walks up to a girl in a club and says"Hi the names Bond"she says "Don't tell me, its JAMES?"He says "NO its UNI:I'm here to fill yer crack in! Quote
Kennedy Posted December 6, 2009 Posted December 6, 2009 ive heard that before..still funny though Quote
Steve GT Posted December 6, 2009 Posted December 6, 2009 haha awesomeheared one once that made me laugh2 chavs in a saxo drive off a cliff whats the shame in that???answer: a saxo holds 5 haha i thought it was funny anyway lol Quote
Galliano Posted December 6, 2009 Posted December 6, 2009 A bloke was shagging his new missus. Whilst shagging her he noticed a picture on the wall of another man, so the man asked if it was her ex husband,"no" she replied, "is it your ex boyfriend?" he asks, "no" she replied again. "who is it then? brother? father?" he asks, "neither" she replies. "Well who is it then" he asks eagerly, she replied, "it was me 6 months ago". Quote
Guest ep82_girl Posted December 6, 2009 Posted December 6, 2009 shhhhhhhh you ^^^ xxxA bloke was shagging his new missus. Whilst shagging her he noticed a picture on the wall of another man, so the man asked if it was her ex husband,"no" she replied, "is it your ex boyfriend?" he asks, "no" she replied again. "who is it then? brother? father?" he asks, "neither" she replies. "Well who is it then" he asks eagerly, she replied, "it was me 6 months ago".there getting even worse!!! lolxxx Quote
Nanglebadger Posted December 6, 2009 Posted December 6, 2009 hahaha so bad they're funny!2 men walked into a bar.....you'd think one of them would have seen it...b'dum tssssssssssssssssssh!Phil. Quote
Nayls Posted December 6, 2009 Posted December 6, 2009 what do you call a lesbian with fat fingers????..................................well hung! Quote
Blair Posted December 6, 2009 Posted December 6, 2009 "no" she replied, "is it your ex boyfriend?" he asks, "no" she replied again. "who is it then? brother? father?" he asks, "neither" she replies. "Well who is it then" he asks eagerly, she replied, "it was me 6 months ago".lmfanusoff!! Quote
Spanner Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 LONELY HEARTS ADSwhat they really mean :Adventurous = SlutAthletic = No tits30 Something = 41Fun = AnnoyingWild = Gets pissed easyBeautiful eyes = Face like a robbers dogSeeks knight in shining armour = Ex husbands a fucking nutterNew-Age = Hairy with a smelly fannyHeadstrong = ArgumentativeEnjoys pubbing and clubbing = AlcoholicCurvy = Fat cuntCuddly = Fat cuntLikes eating out = Greedy fat cuntLikes nights in = Lazy fat cunt Quote
nutnut Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 LONELY HEARTS ADSwhat they really mean :Adventurous = SlutAthletic = No tits30 Something = 41Fun = AnnoyingWild = Gets pissed easyBeautiful eyes = Face like a robbers dogSeeks knight in shining armour = Ex husbands a fucking nutterNew-Age = Hairy with a smelly fannyHeadstrong = ArgumentativeEnjoys pubbing and clubbing = AlcoholicCurvy = Fat cuntCuddly = Fat cuntLikes eating out = Greedy fat cuntLikes nights in = Lazy fat cuntNice one Quote
Blitz Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 Last night i was set upon by 3 guys down an alley, i managed to knock one out.......not the best time for a wank i know, but it could have been my last Quote
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