Starlet__SR Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Just read this thread and almost kacked myself laughing so much And on the carrot front, its not actually carrots......................................was told this at schoool (so many years ago) by one of our biology teachers. Its actually part of your stomoch lining that comes off and is continuesly replacing itself If anyone else wa still eating they aint now....................Lol, I know, but at the time you always think "Carrots? When did I eat those???" Damien Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 haha just finished my Sunday dinner thank fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 mmmmm sunday dinner??? can i ask did you have carrots with that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raz Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ... ROFL? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nickep91 Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 just to add i once shit my self 3 time on a walk to the taxi rank after 2 much alcohole so i decided that smellin that bad wouldn be good for the driver so i ''walked the rest of the way like a penguin'' and didnt realise what id done till the morning after when i woke up itchin lol just fort id let everyone no Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 lmfao!!!by the way badass yea I did have roast carrots lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blair Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 @nick - that is ill mate!! lmfanusoff!!thank f*ck its all over with for me ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Is this thread still going on!? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PaulStarletSR Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 LOLNot had this for years, had it in school once had to skip last lesson and walking home I kacked my pants, walked the rest of the way like a penguin ;)i read this as my bird is in the bath,i also need a huge steamin shite,and u,ya cunt lol,has nearly made me skip the waitin part for my time in the toilet!!lmfao ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blair Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 i read this as my bird is in the bath,i also need a huge steamin shite,and u,ya cunt lol,has nearly made me skip the waitin part for my time in the toilet!!lmfao ;) ;) haha yuss mate!! @luke - apparently so Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PaulStarletSR Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 am doin more sqeezin than michelle mcmanus in a cat-suit!lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 i read this as my bird is in the bath,i also need a huge steamin shite,and u,ya cunt lol,has nearly made me skip the waitin part for my time in the toilet!!lmfao ;) lulz ;)Had a picture in my head of you doing what that guy did on the body building forum then :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PaulStarletSR Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ul need to giv me the link for that mate, av not seen it!lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 enjoy ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PaulStarletSR Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 mate,seriously,i started laffin,it progresivly got worse to the point wer i cudnt c for tears!soooooo fuuuckin funny!lmfao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blair Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 OH MY DAYS - that is fucking hilarious!! ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Raz Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 enjoy ;)LMFAO!!I once had a curry at a party Oo a few mins later i had to go for a shit whilst walking to the toilets it leaked wtf? I was trying to hard to hold it but it fucking leaked and drizzled down me leg, there was nothing i could do to stop it from leaking!! Then after the party got a lift from my mate but was fucking sick thinking about sitting on my shit lol. Mate wasn't happy bout the smell, though his car wasn't far from shit! ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 haha good effort ^^ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nickep91 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 im so glad that im not the only one who shit my self lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 just to add i once shit my self 3 time on a walk to the taxi rank after 2 much alcohole so i decided that smellin that bad wouldn be good for the driver so i ''walked the rest of the way like a penguin'' and didnt realise what id done till the morning after when i woke up itchin lol just fort id let everyone no ;)am doin more sqeezin than michelle mcmanus in a cat-suit!lmaothis thread is so funny im pissing myself here lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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