scot-ish Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 jordan goes to buy a new car at a garage being jordan she wants every thing on it big wheels the lot so she says before i buy this car i want the best of everything i want every thing modified for harvy, so the bloke says so what flavour do you want the windows im a barbie girl in a barbie world tits are plastic sons a sp@stick he cant comb his hair, and dribbles everywere its fantastic little sp@stick come on harvey lets go partyWhat do ya get if u wrap harvey in sellatape? Sticky black spastic! and a random for the crack lolteacher ''billy if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot one how many are left'' billy ''none the others would fly away'' teacher ''the answer is 4 but i like the way you think'' billy ''i have a question for you miss ,there are 3 women eating icecream cones 1licking 1 biting 1 sucking.which one is married?'' teacher nervously says ''the one sucking'' billy ''the answer is the one with the wedding ring but i like the way you think! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Classics Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Georgie Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 i think these are hilarious as i hate jordan! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scot-ish Posted January 7, 2010 Author Share Posted January 7, 2010 i think these are hilarious as i hate jordan! lolyup, most people have had enough of her now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Russleh Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 the sellatape one is by far the best Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Georgie Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 yup, most people have had enough of her now.i was on team pricey its all about team andre now yaaaay lol! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 Rofl love um! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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addz Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 HeheGot the Jordan one on a text a few months ago - I lol'ed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 hahaha very good!Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armand Posted January 7, 2010 Share Posted January 7, 2010 haha good ones Armand Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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