LukeSR Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted October 1, 2010 Author Share Posted October 1, 2010 Nintendo have brought out a game were your a 10 year old running around the streets of glasgow smashing cars, stabbing people and robbing houses... its called Wii Bastard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted October 1, 2010 Author Share Posted October 1, 2010 what does bob marley like in his sandwiches?Jamm'inWhat do you call a man in a pile of leaves?RussellIll get my coat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Josh@TunerLifestyle Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 some random facts...an elephant shits half its weights in 2 days.a mans penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.honeybees kill more people than snakes.a woman would have finished reading this now, a man would be checking the size of his thumb!catches you out every time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
richglanzav Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 some random facts...an elephant shits half its weights in 2 days.a mans penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.honeybees kill more people than snakes.a woman would have finished reading this now, a man would be checking the size of his thumb!catches you out every time lmao i actually did! ive got a massive thumb what do u call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Russleh Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 im offended by the leaves joke. i demand compensation the thumb one is so true haha soon as i finished readin that line i had a look at my thumb haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulgtt Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 I was at a cash machine the other day and there was an old lady in front of me, after a short time she turned round and asked if I could help her check her balance................. so I pushed her over.I was in a club on Saturday night, completely wasted and walked up to this beautiful blonde at the bar,"Duck my sick" I said drunkenly"Your so wasted" she replied, "don't you mean suck my dick?"I threw up all over her and said "Nope!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 LOLI checked my thumb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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