WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ollie ryan]

holy fuck this thread just made me LOL

[Dan507]

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.

Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

[BigMan]

Sorry mate!!!

In that case Pics or GTFO Ryan :)

agreed

[ryan lang]

wey hey more requests for pics of me then guys

ive got a pole shot

[ollie ryan]

O Ryan you tease

[ryan lang]

you know you want to see it ollie ill send it to your phone so you can think of me while your in oz

[ollie ryan]

Lol don't pictures like that will keep me locked in my apartment on holiday lol

[durmz]

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, she's been told twice already.

hahahaha brilliant

[Steve GT]

lmao! ^^ what he said

FYI im too much of a lady to post pictures to random men of my HOT body thanks! tee hee! x

your bro's face would be one worth seeing if you did

[gaz]

Must watch for this thread!

Funny.

[Jade_Star]

your bro's face would be one worth seeing if you did

indeed, he would NOT be amused lmao!

[Sparky]

Yea so lay down you creeps :)

[Nanglebadger]

ryan - pics of u on a pole of GTFO!!!!!!!!

Phil.

[ryan lang]

only for you phil

it is me, i used to have a skinhead

now dont tell me i havent given any of you anything for xmas

[Nanglebadger]

hott!!!!!

just thinking, being single this crimbo has saved me several hundreds of quid, meaning i have several hundreds of quid EXTRA to piss against the wall in austria next month!!!! being single does have the odd perk at times!

Phil.

[Dan507]

It dose, meaning all my moneys are spent on ME and ME only

[ryan lang]

phil, that pole isnt just any pole you know

theres 2 meanings for the phrase

OHHHHHHHHH SAAAAAAAAAAAMMM

[Jade_Star]

phil, that pole isnt just any pole you know

theres 2 meanings for the phrase

OHHHHHHHHH SAAAAAAAAAAAMMM

lmao!!

[daz gt turbz]

there always happy when theyve got presents to open!! lol she hasnt realised why i got her an xbox and kinect yet though(because i wanted 1) go and get myself some games tomorrow. WINNER!

[Dan507]

Lmao @ Daz

[Nanglebadger]

being single does have its downsides, dont get me wrong, but i do feel somewhat flush money wise this crimbo cause of it.

that'll soon be resolved when i throw it up all over the streets of austria in a barely functioning mess!

Phil.

[Nanglebadger]

from the start being shit and hung up on an Ex

hence the large collection of empty bottles of bourbon in my room!!!! and hence why i am treating myself to a ski trip when i should be saving for a house.

and hence alot of other things I've been doing. including asking for work in america from my bosses!!!!

there are some gems out there, and im not going to bad mouth anyone because that aint my style despite what im sure certain ladies might think, but im with u man!!!

Phil.

[Nanglebadger]

sounds like a plan buddy.

Phil.