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see, back in the days before WW2, just following WW1, the British Army required something to dry out their trenches during battle as they were gettin wet mud on their boots.

what they invented was a revolution.

A revolution in warfare.

A revolution in drying technology.

And a revolution for women chained to kitchens the world over.

What they invented, was this magical thing called........KITCHEN ROLL!!!!!

And in your case, u wrap some around a screw driver, and SHOVE IT F**KIN IN THERE!!!!!!!

This concludes Phil's first lecture in "How to be a Genius 101".

Future lectures will be charged at a premium rate of £65/hour. Now let that be a lesson to you. Sam! You daft git! :p

Phil.

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see, back in the days before WW2, just following WW1, the British Army required something to dry out their trenches during battle as they were gettin wet mud on their boots.

what they invented was a revolution.

A revolution in warfare.

A revolution in drying technology.

And a revolution for women chained to kitchens the world over.

What they invented, was this magical thing called........KITCHEN ROLL!!!!!

And in your case, u wrap some around a screw driver, and SHOVE IT F**KIN IN THERE!!!!!!!

This concludes Phil's first lecture in "How to be a Genius 101".

Future lectures will be charged at a premium rate of £65/hour. Now let that be a lesson to you. Sam! You daft git! :)

Phil.

:p:D :D Made my evening

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