Fogdoggydog Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/16/ma...ur_own_mind_up/ LOLLMAOROFLOMGBBQ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey Jay Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 ;) ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Stevie B Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 haha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 haha, i know 3 people in my local mc d's and ones now the manager, i asked them stuff like this lol.. and they said they cant because cameras are around, they didnt say they havnt thought of it ect. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lobotomy Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Well I'm not joking about this (stevie if you use McDonalds in Ayr watch out!!) One of my girlfriends, pals, little sister (stories start out like this don't they? But honestly it's true!!) -- the girl at the time was 11 years old! Had a rash around her mouth and was complainging it was itchy, her mom took her to the doctor and they basically diagnosed it was an STD causing the rash!! Her mother was mortified cause her first reaction was to think that she had been performing fellatio (sorry I'm trying to keep this clean!) But Heather protested she hadn't! I'm not sure how they found out, think it had something to do with finding out another person had the same rash in the area, but they narrowed it down to the mayo in the McChicken sandwhich at the Ayr branch of McDonalds!!!McDonalds launched an enquiry and tested the mayo, turns out there was semen in it, but it had come from the factory like that!Moral of the story... eat quarter pounders. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
olive Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Well I'm not joking about this (stevie if you use McDonalds in Ayr watch out!!) One of my girlfriends, pals, little sister (stories start out like this don't they? But honestly it's true!!) -- the girl at the time was 11 years old! Had a rash around her mouth and was complainging it was itchy, her mom took her to the doctor and they basically diagnosed it was an STD causing the rash!! Her mother was mortified cause her first reaction was to think that she had been performing fellatio (sorry I'm trying to keep this clean!) But Heather protested she hadn't! I'm not sure how they found out, think it had something to do with finding out another person had the same rash in the area, but they narrowed it down to the mayo in the McChicken sandwhich at the Ayr branch of McDonalds!!!McDonalds launched an enquiry and tested the mayo, turns out there was semen in it, but it had come from the factory like that!Moral of the story... eat quarter pounders. ;) ;) i heard about this a while ago Quote Link to post Share on other sites
miracle411 Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Well I'm not joking about this (stevie if you use McDonalds in Ayr watch out!!) One of my girlfriends, pals, little sister (stories start out like this don't they? But honestly it's true!!) -- the girl at the time was 11 years old! Had a rash around her mouth and was complainging it was itchy, her mom took her to the doctor and they basically diagnosed it was an STD causing the rash!! Her mother was mortified cause her first reaction was to think that she had been performing fellatio (sorry I'm trying to keep this clean!) But Heather protested she hadn't! I'm not sure how they found out, think it had something to do with finding out another person had the same rash in the area, but they narrowed it down to the mayo in the McChicken sandwhich at the Ayr branch of McDonalds!!!McDonalds launched an enquiry and tested the mayo, turns out there was semen in it, but it had come from the factory like that!Moral of the story... eat quarter pounders.LMAO!!!!! Lovely Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fogdoggydog Posted March 16, 2007 Author Share Posted March 16, 2007 Would you like some herpes with that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Would you like some herpes with that? ;) ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bourkey Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 i used to work at Mcdonalds many many years ago as a part time job whilst i was at college.the amount of times people spilt things on the floor and picked them up and served them is unbelievable.ive never eaten there since i left as i know what goes on behind the scenes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ecksjay Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 my semen found its way into an 11 year old's mouth?....excellent. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lobotomy Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 *** Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 thats nasty!!!!!!!Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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