A bloke was shagging his new missus. Whilst shagging her he noticed a picture on the wall of another man, so the man asked if it was her ex husband, "no" she replied, "is it your ex boyfriend?" he asks, "no" she replied again. "who is it then? brother? father?" he asks, "neither" she replies. "Well who is it then" he asks eagerly, she replied, "it was me 6 months ago".