SpeedFreak

Should realise that the 'barbies' are all the same! Stupid bitches with no brain cells to rub together!

This is what I mean! She is a minging dirty ho! Come on, she works at a lap dancing club and they are called 'The Satanic Sluts'!!

Has met too many barbie girls!!!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1884551.ece Proof...

Is not old at 24!! Sparky - You don't have to see me to know I am not a blusher, just talking to me should give you a good enough impression!

A couple were in thier bed ready to make love when their four year old son walked in an asked Daddy can I ride on your back, The Dad said no, when the wife told her husband it's OK honey he doesn't know whats going on, so he agreed. As they got in to the throws of passion and the wife started moaning and breathing heavy the little boy said, Daddy you better hold on yesterday when she did that me and the Milkman both almost hit the floor.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off â?? go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?" Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes sai

I don't think he is as funny as people make out. I hated him when he appeared on TV at first on Big Brothers Big Mouth. He is a dick really. The best part of Buzzcocks is the identity parade part, frikken cracks me up. Bring back Mark Lamar though! 8 out of 10 cats is another fav of mine.

Should know I am not a blusher!

Isn't he just! His team always win, and they deserve to cause they are always funniest! I do prefer it to Buzzcocks at the moment, seems alot funnier!

Has a cool new sig and avatar!! Oh and no one can make me blush!

And Mock the Week is the funniest show since Never Mind The Buzzcocks! So blunt and so funny!

The thing is, people who watch Top Gear alot or anything that has Jeremy in it, would know that he makes comments like this all the time. He is just that kind of blunt person. Personally I think he is really funny. This BBC thing with Russell and Ross is pissing me off. It was funny as fuck I thought! But get over it already. Its been in the papers front page nearly everyday since it happened, and people just won't forget it. Lets face it, Sach's granddaughter is a ho!

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, I have sinned; it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven, try to be stronger and take three Hail Mary's for your penance" Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, I have sinned; it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green? "A new woman in the parish," the sinner replies. "Ve

Just made me giggle!!

Came home from work!! Best present received recently?

You boys fucking crack me up!! I just think that both girls and boys can be arseholes in relationships to be honest. In many relationships, theres always going to be one person who says that got fucked over by the other. It isn't always someone getting messed around though, it's just sometimes people go different ways and it hurts one more than the other! Everyone will go through a shit relationship atleast once in their lives. It just makes you a better person in the next relationship. Glanza_love - ditch that bitch and move on to bigger and better pies.. Sparky - Forget the ex and move o

Is right about me lovin' it!! LOL....I do have an open mind, it's always best I have found!! You boys will make me blush!

Im interested to know what Bildo does all day long....he keeps coming up with these interesing stories!

We can tell by the fact you have already mentioned it in 2 threads I have read today!! LOL... Back to work for another week.....

I am pretty sure you can! God my boyfriend wants a Delta Intergrale....we went to a cruise in Peterborough recently and there was 2 there...both soo sexy!

Knows me oh too well!!

What the hell is with people in this world!! LOL..

Ouch!! But this story is funny as hell, I feel sorry for the poor bloke but god I would of pissed myself seeing him removed from the toilet!