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SpeedFreak

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  1. I thought it was ok, not as good as Casino Royale, but a good film all the same. Some good stunts.
  2. Ha ha funny joke! I do have some pics though......only kidding!
  3. Needs to tell me her name so I can add her when I get home!
  4. Wow. There seems to be quite a few high qualified, and very intelligent people on the forum!
  5. Im interested to know what everyone does for a living? I know we have some students, but I was wondering what the real workers do....LOL! As it seems like we have some rather intelligent people on the forum! Im a customer service advisor. Borring!!
  6. I went to watch Quantum of Solace, and got a sore neck from having to sit near on the front frikken row! The cinema over sold on tickets the dicks! But the film was good though! I've got fireworks at my house saturday so that should be fun!
  7. I think your right, old people defo spend all their time moaning about shit because they have nothing else to do all day. Gal - dont even get me started on having to change english traditions!
  8. Didnt get hurt! Love - I dont need to send u any, im not trying to get pies!
  9. Should send the pics for me to OK too!
  10. A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquires. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to
  11. Really? I like blunt people though, and he is really blunt!
  12. In the sun at the moment, they are having various comedians putting little jokes in on various pages...here are Jimmy Carr's..I think he is funny! Britain faces crisis. I thought: What? were running out of faces? IVE got a friend who told me that her new boyfriend looked like one of the Proclaimers. I said he cant. He either looks like both of them or neither of them. A FRIEND came round to my house the other day and was so distressed that he was nearly in tears. He said: Ive got a lump on my testicle. I said: Thatll be your other testicle. WHEN someone recommends a book to me and says
  13. No! Whens your fav time of the year?
  14. LOL...Class! Love it! It is frikken ridiculous though, it really wouldn't surprise me if someone had complained about the name of the White House!
  15. Some people will just never learn!! Tut tut. Glanza_Love - I like to see your taking the slow approach.....kisses one night, pies the next!! Thats how u do it!
  16. Can you believe that at primary school now, the little kiddies aren't even allowed to sing baa baa fucking black sheep!! Because its 'racist'??!!! Whats next? The White House being renamed to The Multi Cultural House??
  17. Damn right, I frikken love that show! Its so bloody funny! I also like Sunday Night Project, I think Alan Carr and JLC are frikken awesome together. Comedy shows are better than any soaps IMO!
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