Thanks, coupled with rubbing my thighs I think I could easily creep most people out. Guy on another forum just said this: you definitely nailed the "creepy lumberjack" look!! Spot on!! Dressed like that, you just have to go up to a random and announce "I've got wood", then pull that face as in your picture, and either choose to stick around to see their response, or just wander off with reckless abandon!!