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They currently have in asda creme egg dairy milk chocolate bars!!! THEY RULE!!! Eat one then have a peanut butter kit kat chunky and its absolutly fantastic! Oh yes, creme eggs all the way!!

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW drives up in a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd: â??If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?â? The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers: â??Sure. Why not?â? The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a N

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you toda

thats good

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies in a heavy accent,

What a tit and also felt a little sick think about that lets hope they don't get feelings for each other. HIGH 6!! one board game they won't promote on tv: Incest: fun for the whole family

I think they have sussed you out ecksjay Heres another one from me: A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked. "No, I don't" she replied. Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minut

Just seen the thread, That is a serious accident. Glad you are ok I always remember what my dad said to me when I obliterated my 106 when I spun it through a hedge and a tree "If your gonna crash, do a decent job of wrecking the car" I ended up having 4 staples put into my head, wasn't pleasant Although, I still like starlets so that sucks having another one smashed up Worry about a car later, get better first

Pads may be sticking in the carriers. take the pads out, and clean the areas where the pads sit in the caliper carriers (clean the carriers also) when rebuilding, use some copper grease on those areas. also clean the sliders

Not quite jokes but some hilarious (and even more hilarious, REAL!) product warnings Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages. Windex Do not spray in eyes. Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet. Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines. Dremel Electric Rotary Tool This product not intended for use as a dental drill. Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter Safe to use around pets. Endust Duster This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Product

A TRD one should be the same, its a official toyota tuning part

Good ol' mild mannered harry! What you need is the toyota geniune oil filter removal tool. I was gonna sell mine on here but it works for my mazda filter also

Thats ok. I will re-stud the spanking paddle for later ;)

If eckjay's rims are too jdm for you (but, they look sooooo good!) ;) my slipstreams are for sale on ebay atm: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/16-rota-slipstream-a...1QQcmdZViewItem

Might be worth trying a new lambda sensor. I have failed a few cars with high emissions, tried a new sensor, and sailed through. depends entirely on the car though. you could try a 2nd hand one if money is a bit tight (no guarantee it will work with a 2nd hand one)

Looks like you were very lucky. bloody vans! My sr wheels are still for sale if you want some. (pm me for pics)

I see a lot of R/C's but looks like none of you race them. i spend almost every weekend going to race meeting as i find building them is only 1/2 the fun Heres my newest race car : it's a hot bodies cyclone hara spec. currently carpet racing only for that one. also have a standard cyclone for tarmac racing heres my race shell and heres my show shell (as i'm a big fan of dtm)

they left it in the car park

We had 2 cars stolen from our dealership last night. used a civic sport to batter the gates open and destroyed the key boxes to take them 1. Light blue (magentic) CRV reg: FN05 ZYF 2. Milano red civic type R reg: CF03 WCV We have a box key system where the key's are kept on the itself in a locked box. these were forced open to take the cars so there won't be any signs of damage. I did see broken glass where the type r was parked so it may be worth a look. the boxes are now removed from all the cars on site and locked away safely I highly doubt the original reg plates will stay on the cars

Good question! I need to find one to fix my mazda some goon ( ok, ok me ) broke the hazard switch and i need a replacement

Have it!!

I'm a vehicle technician and MOT tester (qualified for the MOT testing yesterday! )for Honda. Did my apprentiship with Toyota.

change of plan dude, it's been moved to the day before (thursday) only found out today

you got that right bud! no cheap gtx for me, it's GTR BABY!!

TAG TEAM! just call me the chloroform kid put some on a rag and away we go! why do i get the feeling we are giving bristol a bad name?