Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. If Chuck Norris and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Chuck would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. People with amnesia still remember Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris invented the internet... just so he had a place to store his p*rn. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."