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Raz

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  1. in my opinion, them lights look far to chunky for the front of that car lol
  2. wow so my air filter is very poor then lol
  3. That would be kick ass lol Does anyone remember that Golf VR6 with 2 engines in it? one for the back and one for the front. Must have heard about it?
  4. when you get pushed allong the motorway; sideways infront of a lorry lol
  5. Can i ask a question for my own knowledge. What does the Circ clip do? Where is it located?
  6. Part Time Pizza man!! lol
  7. Raz

    Funny Laws

    They are both true. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants â?? even, if she so requests, in a policemanâ??s helmet I liked this one lol In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle. This one WTF? It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
  8. isn't it suppost to look like a mess
  9. The car is fine now. Seems to be kicking ass again. I was only unhappy because i had lost so much boost, i think somehow the air intake was being slowed down. Probably deposits of oil from where they had been revving it hard.
  10. maybe advise him/HER about there car. how can you do that lol?
  11. You avoid carrying heavy goods i.e fat people, (No offence to be taken sorry)
  12. LOL! Probably from Poland.
  13. http://www.pistonheads.com/SALES/1582179.htm
  14. nice! I love the pic the last one seen it entered into the POTM thats how i became a fan of this lol. Nice to know it will be looked after hate it when a chav manages to get a Glanza or GT then insures it as a N/A and goes racing around the estate showing off!
  15. O/D is fucking annoying i drive with it on, sometimes when you've got to put your foot down it just makes it shift up But yea it is in most jap cars, but your car isn't auto is it? I can't see where it says what gear it is in? if you know whay i mean.
  16. Why the fuck would someone do that? Just tell him to buy the parts that have been taken himself. Because if he claims through the insurance as previously said, there will be an excess which is generally £250 as default (correct me if i'm wrong). I'm sure you could pick some of the parts if not all for that price from a breakers yard.
  17. Raz

    Alton Towers...

    I went there with my college, i didn't think of it as anything special we had qued up for way over one and a half hours. Do you know what i have just thought off? Maybe there should be "Meets" where everyone goes to a Themepark to enjoy the day out lol
  18. wtf i guess it says "Sportif" therefor the noob thought it must be a cheap turbo one because of the condition lol
  19. RS and Merc! but what shit was he high on man WTF!
  20. whore found some
  21. lol i tihnk someone should start a new one now! very funny threads to read lol
  22. - Story - Today the queen met a monkey that was a lookalike of Lukesr dirty smelly whore and on thursday she ate a egg and farted on Harry's face in the mouth and followed through shit went everywhere WHAT THE FCUK? said charles, i punched his face through a window on jobo's glanza the jobbies were lactating so intensely in the carwash when an old woman started to rev her Saxo it fell apart while she sucked on the juicy frightning, bogus breasts she pulled down her sunvisor, licking Steve's really small Helmet, whilst looking at sheep, thinking your getting it tonight, you dirty little fluffy thing right in your left ear, it will hurt like shagging cheesegraters but if you've got chlamydia, pissings alot stingy stinging sting meanwhile in glasgow under the stars a fat lady was shaving her Arm pit hair which is ginger she drives a widebody Dacia Sandero That Does Wheelies.
  23. fuk me lol! chuck something(poo) at his windscreen lol
  24. I revved it up today to see if turbo is smoking atall, there was no smoke as expected Might be some oil go to the vaccum hoses or something. Going to check it out soon. Hope fully it is something simple!
  25. haha i love it aswell i read the whole topic a few times and laugh my ass off everytime i go through it lol
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