ep91face Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 just seen this there and thought id share it purely for the laughs...okgo to google and type in "find chuck norris"then click im feeling luckyenjoy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Run, before he finds youTry a different personwow thats bad ass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StarletRick Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 thats pretty kick ass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starletraje Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 "There is no chin behind Chuck Norrisâ?? beard. There is only another fist"This appeared in family guy, was funny there too.To be honest who is chuck norris? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
59bhp Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 To be honest who is chuck norris?GET OUT ----------------------------> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
59bhp Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 chuck norris destroyed the periodic table as he only recognises the element of surprise Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StarletRick Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 who is chuck norris..... leave. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ep91face Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 "There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist"This appeared in family guy, was funny there too.To be honest who is chuck norris?"to be honest who is chuck norris?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StarletRick Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 CHUCK IS AN ALL AMERICAN HEROlook how fucking sexy he is, what a man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 who is chucky boy...... ppffft a guy that would f*ck yo ass up! dude hes the master chief... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scutch0 Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 that is pretty funny. but To be honest who is chuck norris?i'll explain who chuck norris is...# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.#Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.# There is no chin behind Chuck Norrisâ?? beard. There is only another fist.# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnâ??t lifting himself up, heâ??s pushing the Earth down.# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.# Chuck Norrisâ?? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.# Chuck Norris doesnâ??t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nick_p Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 ^^^Dude thats fucking hilarious, I was in stitches reading it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryno Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 how the fuck can you not know who Chuck Norris is yet your able to connect to the internet? is it dark under your stone? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starletraje Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 i know of chuck norris, but never seen him...and its pretty dark under this stone... but im getting electricity next week. might help Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightSpirit Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 the chief export of Chuck Norris is PAIN....On a side note, one of my pointless but true stories from the past (I'm old, I ramble).Back at college, this chubby guy called Colin, used to talk a lot of shit....we'd take it all with a pinch of salt, you know the usual...he lived in a huge house with 20 bedrooms, his sister was a Vietnamese model, he used to live in Vietnam...his dad was best friends with Chuck Norris...Chuck Norris used to take Colin on the beach and spa with him as a kid...you know...etcAnyway,Last day of college, Colin brings in his photo album.Oh look....that's a fucking HUGE house there Colin, and there you are in it....nice.Who's that FIT bird? is that a beach with palm trees and stuff? ok....Who is tha....is that?....fuck me it's Chuck Norris....with his arm around Colin.Awesome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steely Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Loving the Chuck Norris quotes Heres a few more.....* There are no steriods in sport, only people Chuck Norris has breathed on* Chuck was not born like a normal child, he punched his way outta the womb* Chuck once shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and and shouting BANG* On the small print at the back of gunniess book of records it reads..... all world records are held by Chuck Norris, the people listed are the closest anyone has got to themand my favourite 1.....* Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad that he has never cried..... EVER!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scutch0 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 the chief export of Chuck Norris is PAIN....On a side note, one of my pointless but true stories from the past (I'm old, I ramble).Back at college, this chubby guy called Colin, used to talk a lot of shit....we'd take it all with a pinch of salt, you know the usual...he lived in a huge house with 20 bedrooms, his sister was a Vietnamese model, he used to live in Vietnam...his dad was best friends with Chuck Norris...Chuck Norris used to take Colin on the beach and spa with him as a kid...you know...etcAnyway,Last day of college, Colin brings in his photo album.Oh look....that's a fucking HUGE house there Colin, and there you are in it....nice.Who's that FIT bird? is that a beach with palm trees and stuff? ok....Who is tha....is that?....fuck me it's Chuck Norris....with his arm around Colin.Awesome.awesome! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightSpirit Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 rofl!!!!Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
riko666 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 It is said the Tears of Chuck Norris cure Cancer....shame he'll never cry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mart Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. If Chuck Norris and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Chuck would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out. Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.People with amnesia still remember Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris invented the internet... just so he had a place to store his p*rn. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gunand won.When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra diedChuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Enzo Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 the chief export of Chuck Norris is PAIN....On a side note, one of my pointless but true stories from the past (I'm old, I ramble).Back at college, this chubby guy called Colin, used to talk a lot of shit....we'd take it all with a pinch of salt, you know the usual...he lived in a huge house with 20 bedrooms, his sister was a Vietnamese model, he used to live in Vietnam...his dad was best friends with Chuck Norris...Chuck Norris used to take Colin on the beach and spa with him as a kid...you know...etcAnyway,Last day of college, Colin brings in his photo album.Oh look....that's a fucking HUGE house there Colin, and there you are in it....nice.Who's that FIT bird? is that a beach with palm trees and stuff? ok....Who is tha....is that?....fuck me it's Chuck Norris....with his arm around Colin.Awesome.lolz nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 PMSL @ Mart!Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightSpirit Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 When Chuck Norris jumps in the sea, he doesn't get wet, the sea gets Chuck Norris.and finally,At home Chuck Norris has no doors....just walls he walks through. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightSpirit Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 On a rather bizarre side note....my boss here has just informed me he trained with Chuck Norris many years ago..awesome.I'd eat one of my own testicles to be best friends with 'Chuck' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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