jase Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 ok yestaday i was having a fairly normal day, i went to college and then to work afta. On a Thursday i go 2 the pub afta work (about 8ish) to meet sum of my mates, i've been goin for months n always parked in the same place. Bt yestaday went a bit different to the previous days:We decided to go the take away for a snack afta the pub, and afta waiting a rediculous amount of time for them to do all of the orders we started to head back to the cars, on the way i tripped over the kerb and my kebab (which i had waited ages for!!) took a nose dive into the middle of the road!Next when i got back to my car a very kind council official had given me a parking ticket with a bill of 70quid to pay.Then on the way home after dropping my girlfriend off, a bird flew into the side of my car. By the sound it made it was goin at some speed (well it was goin quickly before it met my passenger door n e way). N by the dent its left it was eitha a supersonic overweight pigeon or it was wearing a crash helmet.I just hope every1 else had a beta day than i did, Jase Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starletraje Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Lol, thats crap...but "supersonic overweight pigeon" thats classic. you will probably find if you look at the right angle theres a dust imprint of said bird Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SiCaln Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 yea pretty bad day alright, was any of the kebab salvageable?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jase Posted April 11, 2008 Author Share Posted April 11, 2008 yea pretty bad day alright, was any of the kebab salvageable?!not a thing was salvageable, it managed to flip twice and then land right in the middle of the road scattering itself everywhere Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StarletRick Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 mate, pigeon dents ftw. dont get it fixed. because its lush damage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Lol not a good day mate I havent had a day like that for a while touch wood Hope the weekend is good for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bourkey Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 N by the dent its left it was eitha a supersonic overweight pigeon or it was wearing a crash helmet. That was mint!!!!Sorry bout the shit day though. I was having a few of them earlier this year so i know how you feel.Bourkey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 supersonic pidgeon!!! classic!!!!dude, i am a HUGE kebab fan, my preference is no veg pish, just garlic sauce all over it!!!! so the idea of one goin to waste bums me out!!! such a waste!!!hope u get it sorted man!Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey Jay Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Kebabs are skanky Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 never seen a "lush pigeon dent" so please get a pic .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pallett Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 i had a pigeon bellyflop onto my windscreen before then it just sort of stood on my window wiper then flew away again, at which point i nearly hit anohter car as i was too busy and amazed at what was going one in front of me to realise i was actually halfway round an island lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 MJ....i hate u. u posh twerp!u drink girlie alco-pops, u wear strange hats, u drive like my gran asleep...and u dont like kebabs! or heavy metal! just....come over here til i slap u!Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey Jay Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Nothing wrong with being brought up well Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nanglebadger Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 i agree...but sayin kebabs are skanky....wait til i see u again next yr or the yr after!!! your for it young man!!!! your gettin a right good FROWN from me! Phil. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jozinobi Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 I knew the alcopops, babycham et all (gary barlow hats) was going to be mentioned lol... Hilarious stuff. You cant beat a DECENT kebab!!! Skanky ones are the frozen type...Whats more hardcore is a chicken burger with kebab meat and chilli sauce!Try it and see... FTMFW!Joz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey Jay Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Sorry Joz but that sounds ewww.... @ Phil Quote Link to post Share on other sites
briggers Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 'supersonic overweight pigeon' i can c that being a movie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jozinobi Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Will return your call someday mate Hope all is well.(trust me its tasty...)Joz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey Jay Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 by the way, the Gary Barlow comment hurt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jozinobi Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Mate it really looks like his style of hats... Joz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey Jay Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Shhh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jozinobi Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 :P I have a beanie fetish if that makes u feel any better... :D Joz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Been brought up well... I wouldnt take that Phil Cant beat coming home drunk with a nice kebab, forgetting about it because theres a lush girl waiting in your bed, then waking up in the morning and eating it cold :P Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starletraje Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 Pizza is the best when you wake up after a drunk night. Can't say i've done the same with a kebab. but they are great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bluebear Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 i agree...but sayin kebabs are skanky....wait til i see u again next yr or the yr after!!! your for it young man!!!! your gettin a right good FROWN from me! Phil.And from me! Kebabs are lush, srsly, after i've been moshing on a Tuesday night down the local rock club, its a chicken kebab, lashings of garlic and chilli sauce, sorted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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