LukeSR Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Seriously, they really have nothing better do to have they?I was at the girlfriends house and as they have no drive i have to park on the kerb which is one of these which is ridiculous high. So me and the girlfriend get in the car, i start it up and then put it into reverse. Then a car pulls up behind me, and im thinking "oh they will just go round because of a car coming the other way", no they just sat there and didn't f***ing move!! It was dark so i couldn't see what car it was, they then dimmed their headlights to sidelights and i could see it had "police" on the bonnet. I kept moving back slightly to the car so they knew i wanted to get out and they were blocking me.. Oh no they just sat there didn't they. I dare not drop the kerb because of how high it was. So i wind the window down and reverse a bit closer.. Someone decides to get out and come to the window. Heres the conversation that went on:Police WOMEN (typical eh!) - Erm, have you got a problem mate?Me - Erm yeah your blocking me obviously..Police - Why, where are you going (in a sarcastic voice)Me - well, it obvious that i want to go out somewhere isn't it..Police - Well whats blocking you from going forward?Me - This drop kerb im on (me thinking for f*** sake just move !!!)Police (in the most sarcastic voice in the world) - Well looks like you will have to go slowly down it then wont you..She walks off and im just so annoyed !! I felt like shouting "you haven't got anything f***ing better to do have you" but the girlfriend told me not to lol..So yeah that annoyed me for the rest of the journey to the indian takeaway But seriously, why park there right behind me when you can see my reverse lights!!!! Arggg fucking stupid police P.S Sorry for the essay Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wssoR Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 theyre obviously jealous of your starlet and wanted you to brake it lol, na they just think theyre better than everyone else and especially young drivers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mizlopi Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 thats out of order that, to be honest i would have got so angry at them too!You get some which are ok but if there not ok there tw*ts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SR17 Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 They just want to prove a point to young drivers that they're on your case. Just let it go over your head mate and dw about them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 theyre obviously jealous of your starlet and wanted you to brake it lol, na they just think theyre better than everyone else and especially young drivers They so wanted the starlet Thats so true, they think just because im quiet young im a boy racer who is down the local drag strip in asda thats out of order that, to be honest i would have got so angry at them too!You get some which are ok but if there not ok there tw*tsI literally wouldn't shut up about it when we left lol, i think the misses was tired of it.It was just the way she spoke to me that winded me up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bildo Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 When you talk to a Police Officer speak to them like 'Yes Sir/Madam, No Sir/Madam.'They love to be a complete pain in the arse but with my experience if you completely arse lick them and apologise for everything they'll soon be on their way.Being sarcastic/rude will just dig you deeper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 When you talk to a Police Officer speak to them like 'Yes Sir/Madam, No Sir/Madam.'They love to be a complete pain in the arse but with my experience if you completely arse lick them and apologise for everything they'll soon be on their way.Being sarcastic/rude will just dig you deeper.Well i never speak to people in that way so why should i talk to them like it just because there police? They think they are bigger and better than everyone else it really pee's me off No way am i arse licking police, they don't even deserve it!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bildo Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Well i never speak to people in that way so why should i talk to them like it just because there police? They think they are bigger and better than everyone else it really pee's me off No way am i arse licking police, they don't even deserve it!!I'm just telling you how to go about it the best way, I don't really care how you speak to them but I'm sure we'll have a few more threads like this if you're sarcastic/arsey with them.Do what you like mate, I don't exactly enjoy speaking to them nicely but I've found you are less likely to be treated like shit if you do. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 I'm just telling you how to go about it the best way, I don't really care how you speak to them but I'm sure we'll have a few more threads like this if you're sarcastic/arsey with them.Do what you like mate, I don't exactly enjoy speaking to them nicely but I've found you are less likely to be treated like shit if you do.I know you are mate, im not being arsey with you or anything was just ranting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StarletRick Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 id have asked for her badge number. thats just being dickish and id have made a complaint. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JAG Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 The moral of this story...Dont leave your house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bildo Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 id have asked for her badge number. thats just being dickish and id have made a complaint.Does making a complaint about a copper actually get much done? I've heard of people threatening to do it but never actually seen/heard of anyone follow it up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smithy_dub Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 You've got next to no chance of winning a claim like that, trust me.Im guessing there was another cop in the car? making it 2 cops against a lad and his missus......You can either mouth of at them which they deserve when they act like that, or swallow your pride and arse lick, that's just how it is in this country, although from experience ive found it's more often the younger cops on a power trip that literally just drive around giving young people stick, it's so sad but there's nout you can do, they'll always come out on top.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 You've got next to no chance of winning a claim like that, trust me.Im guessing there was another cop in the car? making it 2 cops against a lad and his missus......You can either mouth of at them which they deserve when they act like that, or swallow your pride and arse lick, that's just how it is in this country, although from experience ive found it's more often the younger cops on a power trip that literally just drive around giving young people stick, it's so sad but there's nout you can do, they'll always come out on top..Yup there was another sat in the car. I just thought to myself, don't kick off and just try and be nice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 When you talk to a Police Officer speak to them like 'Yes Sir/Madam, No Sir/Madam.'They love to be a complete pain in the arse but with my experience if you completely arse lick them and apologise for everything they'll soon be on their way.Being sarcastic/rude will just dig you deeper.I'm just telling you how to go about it the best way, I don't really care how you speak to them but I'm sure we'll have a few more threads like this if you're sarcastic/arsey with them.Do what you like mate, I don't exactly enjoy speaking to them nicely but I've found you are less likely to be treated like shit if you do.totally agree with bildo on this one. some police can be right cunts but they absolutely love you giving it the old sacrcastic/cocky talk back approach so they can continue being dicks for you. nothing pisses them off more than you being overly nice to them cause they cant do anything back. I've been let off so much on minor things (let me just say not proud of) that i could of got a small fine for etc but because i was really nice to them they didnt do anything and let them on my way. trust me its so much more beneficial biting your lip and sucking up a bit than being cocky back cause they'll remember your face and your car and more likely pll you again and be dicks for it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mizlopi Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 When you talk to a Police Officer speak to them like 'Yes Sir/Madam, No Sir/Madam.'They love to be a complete pain in the arse but with my experience if you completely arse lick them and apologise for everything they'll soon be on their way.Being sarcastic/rude will just dig you deeper.ive tried that though it was a police man he pulled me over for 'random check' and i knew there were a few things i didnt want him to know, i tried to be as nice as i could speaking to him as sir, it annoyed him lol thought i was being sarcastic and taking the piss!i have no time for people like that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
addz Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Moral of the story is they deserve a slap, each.Hate the toss pots, nothing but contempt for them. Be reasonable so they are reasonable back! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 agreed ^^^they are total muppets but no need to make them even worse by giving them shit lolyou do that when there driving away haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mizlopi Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 agreed ^^^they are total muppets but no need to make them even worse by giving them shit lolyou do that when there driving away hahalol like on ali g 'aaaw you are one bad man ali' (sticking his middle finger up at em lol great film) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Liam_D Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Yeah as said mate, youve just got to be very nice to them. Otherwise they'll just pick on the littlest thing and fine you for it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starlet__SR Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I'd have took a nice big dump on their bonnet and moved the car somewhere else lolDamien Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LukeSR Posted October 18, 2009 Author Share Posted October 18, 2009 I'd have took a nice big dump on their bonnet and moved the car somewhere else lolDamienI wish i of could done that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve GT Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 I'd have took a nice big dump on their bonnet and moved the car somewhere else lolDamienwe all would like to dude but it wont do you any favours lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StarletRick Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 bill, ive made a formal complaint about a policeman before. they have to follow it up. if you make a proper complaint, they have to follow procedure and get it checked out. its the rules ^^id do it to be cunty and just make em go through the process. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 18, 2009 Share Posted October 18, 2009 Why didnt you just get the Indian delivered?? lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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