Shaving Balls

[Keri-WMS]

lmfao!!!

I could tell some stories but I think I will refrain

And the beef curtains was a joke lol, much rather a nice little burger, usually ends up looking like a train wreck after a good sesh though

Reminds me of this:

A young man walks over to his father one day and asks if they could have a talk about sex. His father agrees and is eager to help his son with any questions he may have.

"Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?" asked the son.

"Well son," answered the all knowing father. "A vagina is the most beautiful thing in creation."

"The soft folds of a vagina are softer even than the petals of a rose."

"The delicate scent of a vagina is finer than the finest french perfumes."

"The taste of a vagina, is sweeter than the purest nectar."

"All in all son, it`s like I said ,a vagina is the most beautiful thing in creation."

"Gee dad ,a vagina sounds just great, the way you describe it."

A few moments of silence go by, then the boy asks another question.

"Dad, What does a vagina look like after sex?"

"Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating custard?"

[Sparky]

LOL @ Keri

And Micky, it wasnt exactly a hard date to remember and the other girl was a bit on the plump side and was on, but yea she would of had it anyway

[Scott-EP]

It would of been quite funny if your laptop charging point got wet, You could have killed your ex girlfriend!!

[Galliano]

Stumpy hairs make my balls itch.

[LukeSR]

Stumpy hairs make my balls itch.

You make my balls itch. <3

[Liam_D]

LOL!!!! At this thread

Its got so out of hand its funny

[nickep91]

spikey ball hairs and tight boxers is a no no like worse than crabs

[Galliano]

Hair removal cream needed. That or a can of petrol and a lighter.

Luke, I ITCH your balls.