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Took a bird home after night clubbing last night and after a few drinks at mine we went upstairs. While we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed that said 'i hope thats not that fat cunt from last week'. The bird said what the fuck was that?! i said its that bastard memory foam mattress...

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