ecksjay Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 Don't abuse your elders... Well, an update.I collected the 'wafter' last night and promptly wafted home. The mpg said 28.9 which wasn't bad, but that was with the engine off and Jeeves my small Philapino boy servant pushing the car.It's an awesome car though, you get out more relaxed and chilled than when you got in.Also the best bit was the insurance, 342 quid fully comp with protected ncd and a speeding fine declared...bonus. It seems that owning a panama hat and playing bowls goes down well with the underwriters.small philapino boy you say....................is he available for hire at all???? Quote
NightSpirit Posted April 18, 2007 Author Posted April 18, 2007 As I matter of fact he is, I would say I had several small boys at my disposal but I'd probarbly go to prison... Quote
ecksjay Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 You're a perfectly upstanding citizen in my book.Maybe we can arrange a tournament or two with our.....ahem.....'servants', maybe a fight to the death or of thing, or just watch them like.......touch each other...... o_Oi'm sure i've got a few that would be more than happy to oblige Quote
NightSpirit Posted April 18, 2007 Author Posted April 18, 2007 Now you're talking...It would be a welcome change from watching my specially bred dwarfs fisting dokeys I can tell you!Did I say that outloud? 0_o Quote
ecksjay Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 donkey fisting..........i swear we were separated at birth, or something.................grandad........................................................ Quote
Nanglebadger Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 oh sweet Heavens i cried readin that!!!!!!!!!!Phil. Quote
NightSpirit Posted April 19, 2007 Author Posted April 19, 2007 Grandson......atlast.....someone to share my bag of Werthers Originals with.....*sniff* Quote
SiCaln Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 sure he'd have no problem with sitting on your lap lol Quote
ecksjay Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 sure he'd have no problem with sitting on your lap lol..................naked..... Quote
ecksjay Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 i thought that just went without saying, but ok, we shall make the naked-face-sitting known to all then.........i warn you though, i'm not sure you could handle it, it's better than J-Lo's..... Quote
NightSpirit Posted April 19, 2007 Author Posted April 19, 2007 You can't beat a bit of naked-face-sitting...I'm a paid member of www.myfaceisachaircomesitonme.comA match made in heaven, my own long lost grandson is 'bootylicious' Quote
Nanglebadger Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 :D :wub: :lol:this is outstanding! Phil. Quote
SiCaln Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 u 2 are certainly 'creative' ill give u that lol Quote
NightSpirit Posted April 19, 2007 Author Posted April 19, 2007 Here's a picture of me at a fancy dress party last summer, I wish you could have been there grandson...but I didn't know you were 'that way' Quote
Nanglebadger Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 :D :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: ;) :P PMSL!Phil. Quote
Nanglebadger Posted April 19, 2007 Posted April 19, 2007 :D quality humour right there lads, love it!Phil. Quote
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