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Valentines day is a pretty big washout - especially in Taunton. There is fuck all to do when you can't drive Ended up doing the same old cinema run... Not even a good film!

This is a genuine complaint to Devon & Cornwall Police Force from an angry member of the public A true email sent to the force, lengthy but brilliantly written...... -------------- Dear Sir/Madam/Automated telephone answering service, Having spent the past twenty minutes waiting for someone at Bodmin police station to pick up a telephone I have decided to abandon the idea and try e-mailing you instead. Perhaps you would be so kind as to pass this message on to your colleagues in Bodmin, by means of smoke signal, carrier pigeon or Ouija board. As I'm writing this e-mail there are eleven failed medical experiments (I think you call them youths) in St Mary's Crescent, which is just off St Mary's Road in Bodmin. Six of them seem happy enough to play a game which involves kicking a football against an iron gate with the force of a meteorite. This causes an earth shattering CLANG! Which rings throughout the entire building. This game is now in its third week and as I am unsure how the scoring system works, I have no idea if it will end any time soon. The remaining five failed-abortions are happily rummaging through several bags of rubbish and items of furniture that someone has so thoughtfully dumped beside the wheelie bins. One of them has found a saw and is setting about a discarded chair like a beaver on ecstasy pills. I fear that it's only a matter of time before they turn their limited attention to the caravan gas bottle that is lying on its side between the two bins. If they could be relied on to only blow their own arms and legs off then I would happily leave them to it. I would even go so far as to lend them the matches. Unfortunately they are far more likely to blow up half the street with them and I've just finished decorating the kitchen. What I suggest is this - after replying to this e-mai l with worthless assurances that the matter is being looked into and will be dealt with, why not leave it until the one night of the year (probably bath night) when there are no mutants around then drive up the street in a Panda car before doing a three point turn and disappearing again. This will of course serve no other purpose than to remind us what policemen actually look like. I trust that when I take a claw hammer to the skull of one of these throwbacks you'll do me the same courtesy of giving me a four month head start before coming to arrest me. I remain your obedient servant Mr ??????, I have read your e-mail and understand your frustration at the problems caused by youths playing in the area and the problems you have encountered in trying to contact the police. As the Community Beat Officer for your street I would like to extend an offer of discussing the matter fully with you. Should you wish to discuss the matter, please provide contact details (address / telephone number) and when may be suitable. Regards PC ??????? Community Beat Officer

Yahoo

Using photobucket now . Where abouts did you find the two of the coupe? I know where to find the convertible there but not coupe ;)

Riko.. could you use photobucket please, I can't see them, the URL has an error message.

LET ME BUY IT

Good. Luck.

I really do think he should be banned - It now means we have to be extra coutious of who joins the forum and tries to sell. I really do think we should have a limit of 100 posts before selling.

TMIC indicates Turbo Micky. And my first thoughts, being the man I am, is that its fed up with life and taken up smoking.

Go and soak in a bathtub full of salt. Cure the problem right there.

No worries bro, Il do some searching. Whats his current email? So I know that I haven't found a descent one if I come accross one at all

I've been looking since I posted that ^ Can't find a thing, tried commenting on the blogs but fuck all happens - I get an error message

Gonna give him an email

Your sister is win !! Looking good, bumpstrip removal?

I can't see livesports

Fuck, I want Shame about the engine and having to get it back from Glasgow. Shame I haven't quite got £800 and i've put my name down on another car. If only it came up this time next year.

One less is available ^^,

I am almost certain this chick goes to my college..

Looking good bro, the gunmetal colour will go well with the silver. You need a sticker on the back.. "Its not a Micra."

Bah, that looks crap ^^ This is what you want.

Nice to look at - I like the E36 shape, but never driven one to give any feedback.

Looking good there bro! :surrender: First picture brings out the metallic flakes so well!

Uhh Jim, the 70's called, they want their carpet back. Anyway, jokes aside, the Paseo/Glanza wheels look great on it, deffo when the centre caps are on.

Pics came up fine. Great to see another Carribbean blue Starlet, we are lacking them

Where abouts are you from? Presumably Yeovil with Shane? (I think its yeovil anyway.. can't remember well..)