joe-ep91

Looks like a good dyno result, congrats. They are 133bhp at the fly standard so your off to a good start.

Got onto level 15 and then messed it up. Level 14 is fun too

Nice one mate. You just have to remember the angle and its basically trial and error. Gonna give it another bash, wonder how many levels there are

Chicken & mushroom = All time fav Although I do prefer pepperami noodles but haven't seen them for a couple of months. Anyone else like them?

I can vouch for that. The party was really good. Cheers for your hospitality mikey and joey. I'll own up to the 0% cobra purchase but only because I'm a dickhead and looked at the price first and not the percentage (only £2 for a case of 4!) ;) easily done eh? Oh well the absinthe got me mashed anyway Ps. Never heard anyone moan so much (Al) about his hangover/being raped by a camel Joe

Cheers Mikey ;) See you at half 7? Joe

http://jarkey.net/playgames/archery_game.htm Level 6 is funny as hell ;) Joe

LOL

You've got a few weeks yet mate, good luck. ;) Had any good quotes? Joe

Damn right! almost found out the hard way a few times. Looks a lot lower in the flesh/metal. Don't know how but it does ;) Joe

You're right mate. It's been a whole year on standard suspension!!!!! So glad the MOT bollocks is over ;) Joe

£270 with lifetime gaurantee!!!!!! It's not the biggest bore pipe out there (55mm) but it's fine for the amount of power i'm running.

pics pics pics. Sorry for the poor quality only camera phone pics. Will get some decent ones up soon enough, anyway here they are: Before: After: It's the perfect ride height I wanted and feels so much nicer to drive. Whiteline and RS*R goodies next I think. Joe

Few more new faces coming to this one. Lookin forward to it. ;) Joe

Welcome mate. Have a look at the HKS silent hi-power. A really nice exhaust sound and not too loud. Personally I went for a custom stainless steel system, it does the job and i like it! Any questions mate, just ask ;) Joe

Hi chris, thanks for the kind words mate. ;) Get a thread up in the rides section so i can check yours out. Major update: KYB Excel-G shocks and 35mm cobra springs fitted. Feels sooo fun to drive Anyway just gonna give her a clean then I'll put up some pics. Joe

Deffo hittin this up 01) JAG -SR (N) 02) Mikey & Joey - Paseo (N) 03) Christian - starletsol 04) Addz - Glanza V 05)Al- Glanza (N) 06)Joe - Glanza V (N) 07) 08) 09) 10)

Well i'm gonna take it back there, but only on the condition that he doesn't rev it like that again. Looking forward to getting shocks and springs fitted, pics coming tomorrow. Joe

Yeah i told the prick on the phone it was an N reg and he said yeah no problem.....PRICK. Cat fitted, shocks fitted tomorrow. If it dont pass the retest im gonna seagull him. For those who don't know: http://www.redcafe.net/f8/seagulling-new-h...lapping-185760/ Joe.

Friday - Shocks and springs fitted in the day. Going out for a meal in the evening and then gettin pissed with the missus. Who knows what could happen! Sat - MOT retest and then hopefully will be bombin it around in the starlet most of the day. Mikey's house in the evening! Sunday - PS3 day!!!!!

Looks nice and clean tho mate, thats the main thing. Get some pics of the bay up aswell fella. Joe

Another lil update. Collected these bad boys today: Cat is being fitted for the MOT as we speak, what a pain in the arse Can't wait til everythings sorted and its dropped!! More pics coming soon Joe

Little Update. My car failed the MOT on exhaust emissions and rear shocks! The prick at the MOT centre said he could do a non-cat test but when it came to it he said it had to be pre '92! Even tho I told him it was an N reg on the phone. So now i have to put my cat back on for the re-test. Another thing, he was holding my car at about 7,5k revs for a good 20-30 secs, which i thought was a bit odd. Anyway, I've ordered a set of KYB Excel-G shocks and already have some lowering springs to slam it on so Im lookin forward to that. More update with pics when shocks and springs fitted. Joe.

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says

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