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Totally unexpected on the roof front Mike, but have to say its certainly different. Its in vinyl at the moment like you said so as long as you like it thats all that really matters mate ;) Really liking the boot build mate, Im not a subman, but I certainly wouldn't mind something as tidy as that. Top Work! Good to see some progress man. Defo Keep It Up! Joz

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Check this slapstick too lol. Joz

Nice find Luko! Genius advert lol. Get on msn if u can bud. Joz

The is an unofficial jokes thread here mate. Jokes Joz

Here's one I just made up... ;) Q: What did the cow say to the other cow about the bad comedian??? A: Pull the udder one. Parappa!!!! Joz

Real Life Attorney/Witness Jokes These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats

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Nice buy Phil ;) Im leaving my boot au naturale lol Hope Carol can make the meet, its NEXT WEEK! Talk soon Joz

Hey Stew. This topic has been covered so many times before ;) Here it is a pic of the specific manifold you are looking for. Please do your best to search the site first for anything you want to know as chances are they have been talked about before. Hope u enjoy the site. Joz Moderating Team

Lovin' your progress Mart. Lots going on, and momentum doesnt stop, the way it is meant to be. With all your mods would you not benefit more from an uprated inlet and exhaust mani ? Also replied to your message mate. Talk soon Joz

Fair enough man. Hope to see you at the next meet. All the best Gerard. Joz

Shame that Gerard mate, could you not get the day off man? And u call me a workaholic, I have to work straight after the meet at 4pm lol. Joz

That must mean your first gen d2s are harsh Lew, must be a harder spring rate, you can specify what rates you want when ordering new ones. Joz

It was the least I could do guys. Look forward to seeing you there. Agent Joz signing out. Joz

Its called 'pre-loading the springs' Lewis, so the lower you adjust the cogs, the less rebound/room there is for the springs to make, making for an even harder and harsher ride, perfect for track use tho. My front coilys are maxed (tanabes dont go all the way down), and my rear are down to the arches with still a lil' room for adjustment. Also enzo mentioned to me once that there is a stage of lowering where you won't get any more gains, so after that it will be pure cosmetics not aesthetics. Hope this helps. Joz

N.I September Newcastle Meet Preview I scouted that speed bump for you Phil mate, you are worrying about nothing Also the drift pods are both automatic in this version of the game so for us manual fans we'll have to put up with it, Jay will be right at home tho lol Check that sign for reasons being unable to use the machines, does that apply to any of you??? Dodgems will be good with so many of us. Drift pods are £2 a go so we'll have to make em count, but certainly fun, you might get hooked. Bring a lil cashmonies with you pleases lol. The are full motion, so the harder you

Thats great Grant, will be good to meet you too mate, N.I is a small place lol. Yea she seemed to have a good time. Look forward to being a passenger in your beast too. Take it easy til then. Will post some pics of what you'll be in store for later, so check back 2moro. Joz

Very good guys lol remind me to leave you off my xmas list Joz

You own a 5efe and dont even know the rev limit of it??? :P Its 5800rpm blondeboy :P Joz

Don't forget my swiss bank account! The account holder is Amanda Hugginkiss Joz