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Sparky

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  1. Good good so you like my idea in my first post???
  2. Was May last year any idea on the date this year?? Was good last year but i didnt get up ther till gone 3 as i had MOT to sort out Would probably go but wont be in my car
  3. Im from South wales not too far from Blackwood etc if you know where that is
  4. OUCH!!!! You from Wales then? couldnt help but notice the Welsh flag in the rear window
  5. Club members can get stickers for their windows (someone will post pics up soon im sure ) you will have to contact the almighty Enzo or you could get some made up like i did
  6. They are going too look sweet!!! Imagine them in white with the 2 little lips sprayed black on your SR Idrees
  7. They look really similar i.e the mounting points but cant really tell without the measurements
  8. REEEEEPOST!!!!!!!!
  9. Get em on and pics pics pics
  10. Ill definitley have one, hell id even get a credit card if i needed to!!!!
  11. Me today in the snow with my motocross boots trousers and goggles on And yes i did use that road sign as a snow board (will get the videos up later)
  12. Is it just me or do they look completley different in white? As in the spokes are thinner, like the Black ones Ichiban had looked way different
  13. Think i signed it before, but i signed it again just incase Oh and it says 946,000 signatures now so we may be lucky
  14. That explains it then Mine had 205/40s so i searched for them and no Toyos came up
  15. Im gonna get a toad (is urs the A0616 or something like that ) Gotta sort out central locking first Got alot of plans mate but cant see you cleaning the outside much
  16. Yea looking good man!!! Was going to say i didnt notice the Glanza skirts and spoiler in your firts pics
  17. Hard to find Toyos etc I could only find avon falken kuhmo etc
  18. Glad to have you at UKSC Annan thats a sweet GT you have
  19. Nice mate!!! Will look even better when its lowered
  20. Sparky

    jokes

    Fantastic Joz!!!!!!!
  21. Videos guys
  22. Sparky

    jokes

    Top Four Adult Jokes Fourth Place: A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your b reast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Third Place : One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." he replied. "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------ Winner: A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
  23. Im running 205/40's that should give you plenty of grip Avons though are like £60 which im using and they are pretty good
  24. It even looks awsome up against that 'Rari!!!! Thats a shitter about the speeding though mate especially a matter of minutes after driving the beast That seat looks awsome just gotta get another one to match
  25. God damn snow!!! Was supposed to be taking the bike over my Uncles to change the piston, rings and small end bearing!!! Cant see that happening now It better be gone by the weekend so i can go get my new bike and get up the mountain on it
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