Glanza-Love Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 well pretty much every week someone i know hits out with the best quotes ever. i wonderd what other peoples quotes would be!mines are:Boss: Ross where you steal these from?Me: Stole them from next door why?Boss: Ohh thats fine then.. just steal things we actualy use in future.Drunk quote this week i was told was pretty much me...Drunken Me: I have the best lookin shaved mangina! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bluebear Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Drunken Me: I have the best lookin shaved mangina!I don't think I want to know you anymore.I'm scared. ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 awww dont worry its safe! its not cosmetic! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Cousin knocking on the toilet door : "auntie sue, are you in there?"Mum (sarcastically) : "no"Cousin : "oh where you go then?"must be sais, that was about 15 years ago.. but looking back on it makes me chuckle, as hes fairly smart ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BoostJunkie Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 This was a few years back but a classic my brother and mum were talking about a car crash that had happened and goes like this.mum: says the guy was fatally injured.brother: is he dead Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 i was talking to my friend on msn...me: looks like its time for you to go to the nut house.her : i dont like nuts though. girls eh, cant live with em, cant live without em. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 Mate: im getting a new carguy i dont like: aye get that 2.2 mg turbome: you dont want rove sh*temate: not sure man i like them golf gti'sguy i dont like: pahhh vdubs get the mgme: mate rovers are sh*te vdubs are betterguy i dont like: rovers beat your micramate: hahame: rovers blow up...guy i dont like: so does you micra hahame: shut up mate rover had to get a jap company to make their engine for a length of time because rover are sh*te... n they still used a sh*te company for an engine.guy i dont like: ....mate: hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Callan Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 oi you shaven mangina face leave rovers alone!! they can be good wee motors, my mates have had a few t series cars Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 oi you shaven mangina face leave rovers alone!! they can be good wee motors, my mates have had a few t series cars Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 oi you shaven mangina face leave rovers alone!! they can be good wee motors, my mates have had a few t series carshaha ^ Ohhh forgot this one from last nightDave the rave (a mate) : Watch.. al show ye how tae strum it!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob_bower Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 my best one was the other day i was talking to one of the commis at work,"watch out that stuff gets hot when it warms up!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 lolz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 lmao!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starletraje Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 me: you ever heard of auto tune man.Mate (sound producer): no, what is it?me: its a program that can be used to make your voice sound computerised on recordings.Mate: yeah i have heard of it as a matter of fact, i've heard it makes your voice sound computerised...me: *Slap* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted August 4, 2008 Author Share Posted August 4, 2008 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Mate : Apple Macs are rubbish, when you want to delete something it only goes to the desktop and doesnt actually delete and you never get rid of it, and they have their own version of USB ports because of the data they can obtain, which isn't all too much because not many people have those usb leads, and you can only use Apple mice because it has its own mouse connection....ME : .... Hokaii.(what my mate said is a little enhanced.. it was more technical than that ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted August 5, 2008 Author Share Posted August 5, 2008 lol apple use usb lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jules-B Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 While a few of us were sat at the pub we were all talking about this girl who was sat with us...he was telling me how dappy she was..so i turned round to her and said..Spell orangewait for it ..She goes...the fruit or the colour Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 is she blonde? ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 lmao thats unreal man fruit or the colour lmao!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Thats awsome ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 Mates papa: you drive a what? ..... toyota??? :S TOYOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nononononono you drive a tin of beans son..me: what you drive then...mates papa: i drive a new zafira with glass roof...me: ohh my god!! you drive a tin bin with a glass window...mates papa: well i never...me: whats that roof for any how? is it to see where your going as your roll it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedFreak Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Now that ^^^^ I thought was funny!! ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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