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well pretty much every week someone i know hits out with the best quotes ever. i wonderd what other peoples quotes would be!

mines are:

Boss: Ross where you steal these from?

Me: Stole them from next door why?

Boss: Ohh thats fine then.. just steal things we actualy use in future.

Drunk quote this week i was told was pretty much me...

Drunken Me: I have the best lookin shaved mangina!

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Cousin knocking on the toilet door : "auntie sue, are you in there?"

Mum (sarcastically) : "no"

Cousin : "oh where you go then?"

must be sais, that was about 15 years ago.. but looking back on it makes me chuckle, as hes fairly smart ;)

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Mate: im getting a new car

guy i dont like: aye get that 2.2 mg turbo

me: you dont want rove sh*te

mate: not sure man i like them golf gti's

guy i dont like: pahhh vdubs get the mg

me: mate rovers are sh*te vdubs are better

guy i dont like: rovers beat your micra

mate: haha

me: rovers blow up...

guy i dont like: so does you micra haha

me: shut up mate rover had to get a jap company to make their engine for a length of time because rover are sh*te... n they still used a sh*te company for an engine.

guy i dont like: ....

mate: hahaha

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oi you shaven mangina face leave rovers alone!! they can be good wee motors, my mates have had a few t series cars

haha ^ :p

Ohhh forgot this one from last night

Dave the rave (a mate) : Watch.. al show ye how tae strum it!!

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me: you ever heard of auto tune man.

Mate (sound producer): no, what is it?

me: its a program that can be used to make your voice sound computerised on recordings.

Mate: yeah i have heard of it as a matter of fact, i've heard it makes your voice sound computerised...

me: *Slap*

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Mate : Apple Macs are rubbish, when you want to delete something it only goes to the desktop and doesnt actually delete and you never get rid of it, and they have their own version of USB ports because of the data they can obtain, which isn't all too much because not many people have those usb leads, and you can only use Apple mice because it has its own mouse connection....

ME : .... Hokaii.

(what my mate said is a little enhanced.. it was more technical than that :p )

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Mates papa: you drive a what? ..... toyota??? :S TOYOTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nononononono you drive a tin of beans son..

me: what you drive then...

mates papa: i drive a new zafira with glass roof...

me: ohh my god!! you drive a tin bin with a glass window...

mates papa: well i never...

me: whats that roof for any how? is it to see where your going as your roll it?

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