three word story..

[5T4R7ET N/A]

realised i had

[Galliano]

a gummy bear

[Bluebear]

lodged in my

[Galliano]

left nostrel, this

[BenV]

was put there

[5T4R7ET N/A]

by a weird

[Galliano]

looking man called

[BenV]

PEDRO! and he...

[Bluebear]

says "Que?", as

[Galliano]

he cannot speak

[Bluebear]

. Poor poor Pedro.

[Galliano]

Pedro works in

[Idrees]

a condom factory

[Bluebear]

((OH BAWWWW! Damn you Idrees, and your fast post skills.

Old answer, saved for posterity and memories :'( 'a crackhouse located'))

which burnt down

[Galliano]

*going with first*

and tests condoms

[Idrees]

on his wife's

[BenV]

for goats who

[Galliano]

goes with first again *

big, hairy, smelly

[Idrees]

rat who looks

[gaz]

good in silk

[Bluebear]

and latex outfits

((oh god what am I saying?!))

[BenV]

which she uses

[Bluebear]

to clean up

[Galliano]

old motorbike engines

[Bluebear]

and Wotsits packets