Galliano Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Heres a topic people can throw in any text jokes they receive - Sparky wont be posting much here, i send him the original jokes SOME MAY BE OFFENSIVE!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.i am posting these due to a few different posts requesting those i said i wouldnt put up for certain reasons, i have clearly stated in the title if you dont like "text joke" nature, dont read this topic, so dont slander me if you dont like them!I was at the tills in Asda the other day with a full trolley, a little old lady was behind me, she only had a pint of milk, i said "is that all you have?" "yes dear" she replied... i said "if i were you i'd f**k off, im gonna be ages!":::::Two old ladies sitting in a cafe, Ethel says to Doris "did you come on the bus?" "yes" she replied "but i made it look like an asthma attack":::::Two gays in a toilet. One sees a nicotine patch in the others penis and says "does that work?" "yes" the other gay replied "im down to two butts per day":::::Blonde asks Chemist "can i have some rectum deoderant?" "no such thing" he replies. "es there is, i have one in my bag, but its empty" She hands it to him and he says "this is a normal stick of under arm deoderant". The blonde says "HELOOO, BIG LETTERS, TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!!"Il add the rest tomorrow as im sleepy now ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SiCaln Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 offensive, my work mates come up with worse lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Idrees Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I don't understand the first one... at all ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 If those are offensive then you don't want to hear some of the jokes I've heard, people might cry. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 I don't understand the first one... at all ;)I had to read it carefully a few times, I get it but it really isnt funny lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted October 12, 2008 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 well.. i chickened out, i couldnt post the REAL offensive ones.. i saw the mess it made of the original jokes topic when joey stepped outa line... so figured, stuff the guys who wanted me to post em, i cant! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedFreak Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Pm them to me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 Trust you ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Posted October 15, 2008 Share Posted October 15, 2008 hehe!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted October 15, 2008 Author Share Posted October 15, 2008 Pm them to me!okiedokie ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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