Bourkey Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 D - roll up a wet news paper, get wads of shampoo.fairy liqud and have fun wi that, failing that you could always shag inbetween the mattress and the bedSounds like you have done this before bud Bourkey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ryno Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 seriously.... they are all fucking trouble, do not trust them, no not listen to them and please please please do not let they control your life!!feel for you bud i really do. it's a complete shitter when you get messed about! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy.i Posted November 21, 2008 Author Share Posted November 21, 2008 I use to see a bird that moved to elgin, remaining unnamedyou cant say that and not tell me hahaha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey Jay Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 do not trust them, do not listen to them and please please please do not let they control your life!!Oops Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jozinobi Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 FAILJoz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mikey Jay Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Go do your uni work boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bluebear Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I think you need to join me on XBL Mikey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jules-B Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I gave up even attempting to understand them a long while ago!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
garbla900 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 lol for photos. he said mammal not balding-whoeatallthepies-supposedly woman. he mused be crushed when the get in the sack. ewwwwwww. yeah dont try and understand themthey will just fry u brain and leave you with a boner. lmfo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmy77 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 haha u defined manamal to a key there enzo lolgo for C but get lashed up 1st so you cnt rember lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 D - roll up a wet news paper, get wads of shampoo.fairy liqud and have fun wi that, failing that you could always shag inbetween the mattress and the bedYou have done that before mate ;)Live and Learn matey,Its been Agony Aunt for the last few weeks on UKSC!! Whats going on, you all a bunch of poofta's or what?!?!I been there got hurt and got the fucking T shirt. Woman are scum, treat them right and they will walk all over you and think they can get away with murder.I have been taking the opposite approach (good to see its working for you Andy ) and the girls fucking love it, no matter how you treat them you got to beat them away with a brush ;) Does my head in a bit now though when they dont leave yu alone and you jusrt want to pie her best mate So yea option C mate, make sure you beast her good so your "ex" knows what shes missing!! Peace Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Enzo Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 na mate a mate done it in school, and it sprang to mind . . . . wait the pennys just dropped, i think i now know why you got yuked by your ex lolshe must have some how found and read this post on your interpritation of the scottish flag here ;) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy.i Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 piss off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fro Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 fpmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 ROFLCOPTER!!We aint living that one down dude, just like that twat putting a filter on his 106 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy.i Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 i blame the hangover hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Back on topic, just keep being a prick, punch her in the face when shagging her aswell she will love that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andy.i Posted November 22, 2008 Author Share Posted November 22, 2008 sparky i like your style, shes been texting me all day and i think she realises shes made a mistake, but do i go with her again hmmm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ste91 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 sparky i like your style, shes been texting me all day and i think she realises shes made a mistake, but do i go with her again hmmmonly if she takes it up the "dinner dumper"ask sparky. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sparky Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Mate if you ask her that then she will be at your knees ^^ Just lead her on for a bit dude she will be gagging for you!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nathy boy Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 If she wants to get back with you its got to be that you have unconditional trouser kisses and saturday night wrong love. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
addz Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Shit man not good.Shag her friends then target the mother. Thats why i've always been mean to girls, they tend to last longer.I've had mates who have had the 'your too soft' treetment too, it's not nice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 i dont get why they dont like getting their own way.. :/bonkers man, nail her mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jozinobi Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 I think women are just one of those things in life that just arent meant to be understood. Not saying women are possessions or objects like.Imagine if you had it the other way round, them too soft and quiet on you. Then you probably wouldnt like it so I guess the feeling would be mutual.Different horses for different courses however...Joz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BAZ2CRAZY Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Sorry to hear it.i dont get women either Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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