fucking women, does anyone understand them?

[Bourkey]

D - roll up a wet news paper, get wads of shampoo.fairy liqud and have fun wi that, failing that you could always shag inbetween the mattress and the bed

Sounds like you have done this before bud

Bourkey

[Ryno]

seriously.... they are all fucking trouble, do not trust them, no not listen to them and please please please do not let they control your life!!

feel for you bud i really do. it's a complete shitter when you get messed about!

[andy.i]

I use to see a bird that moved to elgin, remaining unnamed

you cant say that and not tell me hahaha!

[Mikey Jay]

do not trust them, do not listen to them and please please please do not let they control your life!!

Oops

[Jozinobi]

FAIL

Joz

[Mikey Jay]

Go do your uni work boy

[Bluebear]

I think you need to join me on XBL Mikey

[Jules-B]

I gave up even attempting to understand them a long while ago!!

[garbla900]

lol for photos. he said mammal not balding-whoeatallthepies-supposedly woman. he mused be crushed when the get in the sack. ewwwwwww. yeah dont try and understand themthey will just fry u brain and leave you with a boner. lmfo

[jimmy77]

haha u defined manamal to a key there enzo lol

go for C but get lashed up 1st so you cnt rember lol

[Sparky]

D - roll up a wet news paper, get wads of shampoo.fairy liqud and have fun wi that, failing that you could always shag inbetween the mattress and the bed

You have done that before mate ;)

Live and Learn matey,

Its been Agony Aunt for the last few weeks on UKSC!! Whats going on, you all a bunch of poofta's or what?!?!

I been there got hurt and got the fucking T shirt. Woman are scum, treat them right and they will walk all over you and think they can get away with murder.

I have been taking the opposite approach (good to see its working for you Andy ) and the girls fucking love it, no matter how you treat them you got to beat them away with a brush ;) Does my head in a bit now though when they dont leave yu alone and you jusrt want to pie her best mate

So yea option C mate, make sure you beast her good so your "ex" knows what shes missing!!

Peace

[Guest Enzo]

na mate a mate done it in school, and it sprang to mind . . . .

wait the pennys just dropped, i think i now know why you got yuked by your ex lol

she must have some how found and read this post on your interpritation of the scottish flag here

;)

[andy.i]

piss off

[Fro]

fpmsl

[Sparky]

ROFLCOPTER!!

We aint living that one down dude, just like that twat putting a filter on his 106

[andy.i]

i blame the hangover hahaha

[Sparky]

Back on topic, just keep being a prick, punch her in the face when shagging her aswell she will love that

[andy.i]

sparky i like your style, shes been texting me all day and i think she realises shes made a mistake, but do i go with her again hmmm

[ste91]

sparky i like your style, shes been texting me all day and i think she realises shes made a mistake, but do i go with her again hmmm

only if she takes it up the "dinner dumper"

ask sparky.

[Sparky]

Mate if you ask her that then she will be at your knees ^^

Just lead her on for a bit dude she will be gagging for you!!

[nathy boy]

If she wants to get back with you its got to be that you have unconditional trouser kisses and saturday night wrong love.

[addz]

Shit man not good.

Shag her friends then target the mother.

Thats why i've always been mean to girls, they tend to last longer.

I've had mates who have had the 'your too soft' treetment too, it's not nice.

[Galliano]

i dont get why they dont like getting their own way.. :/

bonkers man, nail her mate

[Jozinobi]

I think women are just one of those things in life that just arent meant to be understood. Not saying women are possessions or objects like.

Imagine if you had it the other way round, them too soft and quiet on you. Then you probably wouldnt like it so I guess the feeling would be mutual.

Different horses for different courses however...

Joz

[BAZ2CRAZY]

Sorry to hear it.

i dont get women either