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Well it has come to my attention that theres some lads out there that just dont know what to do. :lol::p:p

I have come to the conclusion and decided i must make a current list of ideas of what..

you the victim should do to these indecent little basta*ds.

These choices are in no order but maybe one will be of assistance to you in your problem!

THE HIT LIST

"Light and not wanting a war yet"

for the soft hearted jesting things..

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1) Piss on the enemys lawn.

2) poke a stick in some dog shit and wipe it on there windows (be it car or house)

3) rub your arse cheeks on their door handle (be it car or house)

4) walk your dog or pet in there garden so they do the unholy deed on there lawn.

5) a good favourite of mines is to celetape porn to back of the enemys car, also if possible a condom on the boot lock.

"Medium im game for some war"

so they decided to push your freshold.. dumb assses.

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1) front left & rear right tire deflation with valve removers

2) sh*t on the bonnet of their precious car

3) bent window wipers with oil ontop

4) pooper scoopers ftw.. yes best dog shit launching mechanism ever.. aim for there open window

5) a favourite ive done was the hitman combo. bent window wipers, push out current parking position a few feet away then front left & rear right tires taken out.

"Hardcore this is my war"

well this shizzle has went to far time to go to town!

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1) Welding the f*cker wheels solid

2) super soaker full of break fluid to the car

3) knock sh*t out the father while hitting him with a DDT in the dogs holly deed from earlier

4) slashed front left & rear right tires with added ass wipping on the door handles.

5) spray paint a big c*ck on the front door leaving a flaming bag of dog shizzle on the step

6) cutting the rad pipes with a set of snips at night time so the water can disappear for morning

7) washing lines are a brilliant target so any sort of crap will do.. launch willingly

8) slugs... the slimey little buggers.. sling shot off the enemys windows... these things do stick so they wont bounce off

9) complete beat down on the pikey & for his little vicious manky dog.. fire a stick up its arse

10) If you want to be the man and show no fear.. purchase a humped out caravan.. leave out the front of there door and set that mofo ablaze to show you aint f**king around.

Thus the problem of the enemy shall be null and void.. no problems at home life will be excedingly great.

sit your ass down and crack a beer your the man.

these are just the beggining i can issue more if required.

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how about put a small hole in the rear light cluster, run wires to the brakelight, remove the petrol cap and put the other end of the wires in there and refit the petrol cap.

conclusion: the bloke wishes he had a fire extinguisher in his car after he presses the brake

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VPower thats just way too devious... how can you get away with a mind like that? :lol:

ya i am a nice bloke really lol. not really sure mate :p

if anyone wants anymore i have loads of em lol

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^^ keep firing them up, we have definatly hit onto something and instead of brainstorming we can refer to this and lowreads thred.

il join them in a min

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1. a screwdriver through the roof. insurers will right the car off as a uneconomical repair.

2. engine flush in the oil. little chavs willbe well chuffed to figure out that all the molicues in his oil are not lubricating there engine.

3. tie a thick row rope round his driveshaft and tie the other end to something heavy e.g drain cover, lamp post, another halfords chav special car. as the rope wraps up Bang!!! imagine the damage of a drain cover being smashed into the gearbox.

4. chemical metal down the door shuts, very funny watchin him tryin to get in his car.

5. use a garden hose to fill up his induction system, hydrolocking a engine is very costly.

6. cut his c.v boots off and a handful of sand works well

7. you will need a couple of friends for this one. get a couple of trolly jacks and jack them both up on one side of the car till they won't get any higher, roll the car onto its roof and leave it in exactly the same place he parked it but up side down

can't think of anymore atm lol

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7. you will need a couple of friends for this one. get a couple of trolly jacks and jack them both up on one side of the car till they won't get any higher, roll the car onto its roof and leave it in exactly the same place he parked it but up side down

Beauty! Love it!

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