Glanza-Love Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Well it has come to my attention that theres some lads out there that just dont know what to do. I have come to the conclusion and decided i must make a current list of ideas of what..you the victim should do to these indecent little basta*ds.These choices are in no order but maybe one will be of assistance to you in your problem!THE HIT LIST"Light and not wanting a war yet"for the soft hearted jesting things..---------1) Piss on the enemys lawn.2) poke a stick in some dog shit and wipe it on there windows (be it car or house)3) rub your arse cheeks on their door handle (be it car or house)4) walk your dog or pet in there garden so they do the unholy deed on there lawn.5) a good favourite of mines is to celetape porn to back of the enemys car, also if possible a condom on the boot lock."Medium im game for some war"so they decided to push your freshold.. dumb assses.--------- 1) front left & rear right tire deflation with valve removers2) sh*t on the bonnet of their precious car3) bent window wipers with oil ontop4) pooper scoopers ftw.. yes best dog shit launching mechanism ever.. aim for there open window5) a favourite ive done was the hitman combo. bent window wipers, push out current parking position a few feet away then front left & rear right tires taken out."Hardcore this is my war"well this shizzle has went to far time to go to town!--------- 1) Welding the f*cker wheels solid2) super soaker full of break fluid to the car3) knock sh*t out the father while hitting him with a DDT in the dogs holly deed from earlier4) slashed front left & rear right tires with added ass wipping on the door handles.5) spray paint a big c*ck on the front door leaving a flaming bag of dog shizzle on the step6) cutting the rad pipes with a set of snips at night time so the water can disappear for morning7) washing lines are a brilliant target so any sort of crap will do.. launch willingly8) slugs... the slimey little buggers.. sling shot off the enemys windows... these things do stick so they wont bounce off9) complete beat down on the pikey & for his little vicious manky dog.. fire a stick up its arse10) If you want to be the man and show no fear.. purchase a humped out caravan.. leave out the front of there door and set that mofo ablaze to show you aint f**king around.Thus the problem of the enemy shall be null and void.. no problems at home life will be excedingly great.sit your ass down and crack a beer your the man.these are just the beggining i can issue more if required. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 Bump for those who are blind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Russleh Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 lol they will either work or earn u a serious beatdown by said pikey and a million of his mates but worth a shot haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 hell no these will all work Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Enzo Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 lol comical. one question thoughhow are you supposed to do anything when you cant see? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Armand Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 haha interesting thread :L maybe super glue in their car door key hole ? Armand Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 lol comical. one question thoughhow are you supposed to do anything when you cant see?i can see!!!! your just jelous i thought of them! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jodielocks Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 LMAO!! Brilliant by the way, remind me never to piss you off!! xx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bucketep91 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 theres something wrong with you mate haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Glanza-Love Posted May 27, 2009 Author Share Posted May 27, 2009 its all in the fun eh fellas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dean @RW-Developments Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 what about a shovel to the head lol problem solved Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starlet__SR Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 How about fuck his missus? Now thats what you call ultimate payback.Damien Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 And thats your ultimate call for getting your balls bricked SR Good list there RossCOCK. You have way too much anger bottled up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Curtis Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 how about put a small hole in the rear light cluster, run wires to the brakelight, remove the petrol cap and put the other end of the wires in there and refit the petrol cap.conclusion: the bloke wishes he had a fire extinguisher in his car after he presses the brake Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 VPower thats just way too devious... how can you get away with a mind like that? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Curtis Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 VPower thats just way too devious... how can you get away with a mind like that? ya i am a nice bloke really lol. not really sure mate if anyone wants anymore i have loads of em lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Enzo Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 ^^ keep firing them up, we have definatly hit onto something and instead of brainstorming we can refer to this and lowreads thred.il join them in a min Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Curtis Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 1. a screwdriver through the roof. insurers will right the car off as a uneconomical repair.2. engine flush in the oil. little chavs willbe well chuffed to figure out that all the molicues in his oil are not lubricating there engine.3. tie a thick row rope round his driveshaft and tie the other end to something heavy e.g drain cover, lamp post, another halfords chav special car. as the rope wraps up Bang!!! imagine the damage of a drain cover being smashed into the gearbox.4. chemical metal down the door shuts, very funny watchin him tryin to get in his car.5. use a garden hose to fill up his induction system, hydrolocking a engine is very costly.6. cut his c.v boots off and a handful of sand works well7. you will need a couple of friends for this one. get a couple of trolly jacks and jack them both up on one side of the car till they won't get any higher, roll the car onto its roof and leave it in exactly the same place he parked it but up side downcan't think of anymore atm lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Enzo Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 lol qualityespecialy loving 1 and 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 7. you will need a couple of friends for this one. get a couple of trolly jacks and jack them both up on one side of the car till they won't get any higher, roll the car onto its roof and leave it in exactly the same place he parked it but up side downBeauty! Love it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Curtis Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Beauty! Love it!imagine how difficalt it would be to turn it back over lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Galliano Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Trolly Jacks ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Russleh Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 just thinking how pissed ,for lack of a better word, would you be if this were to happen to u lol. some good payback likes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Curtis Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 and watch him push his roof in more lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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